hilarious thread and I cosign it. There is this girl that is always on vent and she comes up with the best made up curses I have ever heard. I can't even dare to repeat them. She just randomly comes up with crap and I don't even remember half of what she says.

Why thank you, and might I just add, "DAMN! THAT'S AN ASS!!"

Exactly what I do. I usually just make up words to sound like a hardass. This kid said I owed him money and I began to rant which sounded something like...
"Knave! Can't you percieve by your ineptuity that there ist a penneth in my pocket! Why the poor slanders on what ill will you have wished upon their unrelenting opressed corpses. Why do you ask such a feeble treat from my pouch??"

They usually just walk away. It works quite nicely actually.

EDIT: "Holy marmelade! What a splendicular piece of rubtuity!"

The only insult I use that is particularly original is dicknose. funny though.

dickcheese is where it's at

I prefer cheddar.

i think cocknose sounds better

I prefer cockfingers.

That's probably a menu item at KFC.

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