Rubtuity. Soft and gentle for the ladies. Hard and aggressive for... oh my, pardon my crass brazenness. I appeared to have soiled my pantaloons.

Ah, I believe I have ascertained my spiritual abode. I have been quite fatigued that my propensity towards sesquipedalian loquaciousness has been either studiously passed over for acknowledgment or outright caricatured at the educational facility that I inhabit on a daily basis. Now perhaps I can seek repose, I feel like intoxicating liquors have passed directly to my cranium.

Damn it, why don't I write romance novels if I'm talking like that?:crazy:

And as for the insults thing, I like to let off a good, hearty: "RAPIST!" Works every time. And someone mentioned the switching-around thing... heh. Real words of wisdom from me:

"This twatting place is bastarding boring!"

Oh my golly, Elephant Sack. We are long lost twins. I say words that havent been used in centuries, thats pretty much my trademark. I got a whole list of them that my friends and I have made. I write down some of the jewels that I hear so I can remember them and have them for future use. I need to dig around for it and give you a little sample.

what the shitdick.

i prefer shittit myself but both work :laughing:

they're great when used in conjunction with the noun siamesecock, as in;

"what the shitdick/shittit you siamesecock, i wanted those handball sneakers!"

Blimey.

A good "arsebiscuits" said with feeling works everytime

arsebiscuits is fantastic! i usually go for ****ing dimlo, what a word

and twat. always twat

air biscuit :L thats what we say here, essentially means a fart lmao!
disco biscuit, well .. 3 guesses :L