When Someone is Banned

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2011, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Actually its mostly because the IRC has people actually discussing things, so I go there. Of course, this is an ad hominem and bears no relation to my argument, so you might want to read this: Ad hominem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

We're all too stupid to know what an ad hominem is, good think you had Wikipedia bookmarked or this conversation would have come to a screeching halt.

Seriously, stop being a suck up. We get it, you're playing the game, you want to be a moderator on an internet forum.

GuitarBizarre · 06-11-2011, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

We're all too stupid to know what an ad hominem is, good think you had Wikipedia bookmarked or this conversation would have come to a screeching halt.

Seriously, stop being a suck up. We get it, you're playing the game, you want to be a moderator on an internet forum.

Actually, I really don't. I'd ban a lot of people for no other reason than it would be amusing to see a forum devoid of conversation after everyone who isn't actually here to talk about music was gone.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2011, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Actually, I really don't. I'd ban a lot of people for no other reason than it would be amusing to see a forum devoid of conversation after everyone who isn't actually here to talk about music was gone.

I'm sure you would, assuming that was the direction that all of the other mods had already taken, allowing you to jump on board at the end and feign a contribution to an already finished action, right?

GuitarBizarre · 06-11-2011, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

I'm sure you would, assuming that was the direction that all of the other mods had already taken, allowing you to jump on board at the end and feign a contribution to an already finished action, right?

No, not really. I'd get modded, lie in wait for a month or two until people considered me a part of the scenery, then open up with the prick gatling and pour boiling oil over the parapets. There'd be nothing left but the decaying remains of those members who'd been banned and had all their posts replaced with goatse and admissions of cock inhalation via the anus, and random acts of unspeakable violence.

NONE WOULD BE SAFE.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2011, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

No, not really. I'd get modded, lie in wait for a month or two until people considered me a part of the scenery, then open up with the prick gatling and pour boiling oil over the parapets. There'd be nothing left but the decaying remains of those members who'd been banned and had all their posts replaced with goatse and admissions of cock inhalation via the anus, and random acts of unspeakable violence.

NONE WOULD BE SAFE.

Strip your post of the oh so clever wordplay and thesaurus usage, and all you'd be doing in reality is posting pictures of dongs and editing posts to turn MB into one big g@y joke? Bravo.

midnight rain · 06-11-2011, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

Strip your post of the oh so clever wordplay and thesaurus usage, and all you'd be doing in reality is posting pictures of dongs and editing posts to turn MB into one big g@y joke? Bravo.

It's his attempt at humor.

Anyways I don't think people want drama so much as members do become close and enjoy the banter among each other so they're sorry to see a member they enjoyed communicating with be gone for a whole month. I know I'll miss Dirty's abrasive humor, somewhat.

GuitarBizarre · 06-11-2011, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

Strip your post of the oh so clever wordplay and thesaurus usage, and all you'd be doing in reality is posting pictures of dongs and editing posts to turn MB into one big g@y joke? Bravo.

Yes, but I'd be doing it with class and panache. It wouldn't just be a dick joke, it would be a monolithic, all encompassing dick joke, perpetrated with utmost care to make it seem as though the term musicbanter was in fact a gay community synonym for a bizarrely vague yet unspeakable group sex act.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2011, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Yes, but I'd be doing it with class and panache. It wouldn't just be a dick joke, it would be a monolithic, all encompassing dick joke, perpetrated with utmost care to make it seem as though the term musicbanter was in fact a gay community synonym for a bizarrely vague yet unspeakable group sex act.

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