Plenty of hump to go around. Sharing is caring.

Now hold on, when was the last time it was cleaned?

I'm cleaning it right now.

Ivory, Dove, or Irish Spring?

Is it rag time?

Irish Spring? wtf.. who uses that shit?

I use Irish Spring. Ivory is whack though.

I just use a little spit. Shines it right up.

So if I accept your offer does that mean you are going to spit on me?

Are you unclean?