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Old 12-27-2016, 09:56 AM   #4741 (permalink)
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"wait, you mean i CANT use this coupon for a free big mac at burger king?"
Yes. This has happened. And then they get mad when we tell them very politely to **** the **** off, you stupid ****.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-27-2016, 12:23 PM   #4742 (permalink)
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"wait, you mean i CANT use this coupon for a free big mac at burger king?"
That reminds me of this one lady that told the cab driver to pull up to Burger King then told her son to order her two Big Macs.

Granted she was an elderly lady but I had to remind her that they don't serve Big Macs at Burger King. She would have to get a Whopper if she wanted.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 12-27-2016, 12:26 PM   #4743 (permalink)
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That reminds me of this one lady that told the cab driver to pull up to Burger King then told her son to order her two Big Macs.

Granted she was an elderly lady but I had to remind her that they don't serve Big Macs at Burger King. She would have to get a Whopper if she wanted.
Or just come to McDonalds instead and order a Big Mac.
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Old 12-27-2016, 12:28 PM   #4744 (permalink)
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Or just come to McDonalds instead and order a Big Mac.
She was in a cab and would have had to pay extra to head over to Mickey Ds from where she was at. Burger King was closer and she wanted Burger King because she told the driver to go there.
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Old 12-27-2016, 12:32 PM   #4745 (permalink)
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From the perspective of a Burger King employee, old people should be recycled.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-27-2016, 02:38 PM   #4746 (permalink)
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BK >McD's
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Old 12-27-2016, 02:45 PM   #4747 (permalink)
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BK's prices>McD's
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Old 12-27-2016, 02:48 PM   #4748 (permalink)
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the jalapeno chicken fries are better than anything on McDonald's menu, not to mention the aftermath of BK is much less severe.
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Old 12-27-2016, 02:54 PM   #4749 (permalink)
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Chicken fries suck and jalapeno chicken fries are dry as ****. Get a Bacon King like a non-loser.
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Old 12-27-2016, 02:57 PM   #4750 (permalink)
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