The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-24-2016, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rostasi

Nope ... and ... nope.
Try again.

Why don't you post it for us?

OccultHawk · 12-27-2016, 07:59 AM

Huge fights breaking out in malls across America.

djchameleon · 12-27-2016, 08:00 AM

There are claims that some of them were pre-planned fake fights promoted through Facebook.

Also stupid kids setting off fireworks in stores at the mall.

**Frownland** · 12-27-2016, 08:08 AM

Yesterday I was buying beer and tequila with a target gift card that I found on the street ($50!). At the register, I had to wait ten minutes while this coupon clipping **** was trying to save herself eight damn cents off of her half priced wrapping paper, all while being a major bitch to the poor mentally disabled cashier. I wanted to punch her stupid fat face for that.

So I'm guessing something like that sparked em.

OccultHawk · 12-27-2016, 08:13 AM

Hmmmm...

Maybe it was the pre-planned Facebook thing like flash mobs except this time it was black teenagers throwing punches everywhere...

Why would I just assume they're mostly black? Can't tell from the videos.

The Batlord · 12-27-2016, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Yesterday I was buying beer and tequila with a target gift card that I found on the street ($50!). At the register, I had to wait ten minutes while this coupon clipping **** was trying to save herself eight damn cents off of her half priced wrapping paper, all while being a major bitch to the poor mentally disabled cashier. I wanted to punch her stupid fat face for that.

So I'm guessing something like that sparked em.

Coupon psychos are the ****ing worst. They always have the most obscure coupons that the cashier doesn't know what to do with and it takes twenty minutes for no ****ing reason.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 12-27-2016, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Yesterday I was buying beer and tequila with a target gift card that I found on the street ($50!). At the register, I had to wait ten minutes while this coupon clipping **** was trying to save herself eight damn cents off of her half priced wrapping paper, all while being a major bitch to the poor mentally disabled cashier. I wanted to punch her stupid fat face for that.

So I'm guessing something like that sparked em.

uuuuuugh i used to hate this when i worked in retail. especially the ones that would get angry when i told them their coupon expired in 2011.

The Batlord · 12-27-2016, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

uuuuuugh i used to hate this when i worked in retail. especially the ones that would get angry when i told them their coupon expired in 2011.

My favorite are the people who bring coupons from other stores.

**Frownland** · 12-27-2016, 09:34 AM

One of hers was expired and that's what caused her to start screaming at the cashier and calling him retarded (he actually has some sort of mental disability, so that was SUPER not cool).

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 12-27-2016, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

My favorite are the people who bring coupons from other stores.

"wait, you mean i CANT use this coupon for a free big mac at burger king?"

12-27-2016, 08:08 AM	#4734 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Yesterday I was buying beer and tequila with a target gift card that I found on the street ($50!). At the register, I had to wait ten minutes while this coupon clipping **** was trying to save herself eight damn cents off of her half priced wrapping paper, all while being a major bitch to the poor mentally disabled cashier. I wanted to punch her stupid fat face for that. So I'm guessing something like that sparked em. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-27-2016, 09:34 AM	#4739 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	One of hers was expired and that's what caused her to start screaming at the cashier and calling him retarded (he actually has some sort of mental disability, so that was SUPER not cool). __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-27-2016, 07:59 AM	#4732 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Huge fights breaking out in malls across America.

12-27-2016, 08:13 AM	#4735 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Hmmmm... Maybe it was the pre-planned Facebook thing like flash mobs except this time it was black teenagers throwing punches everywhere... Why would I just assume they're mostly black? Can't tell from the videos.