The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Chula Vista]

AVP is actually not a bad addition to the A + P canon.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Make up all the story lines you want. You simply haven't a clue about my real world.

Don't ****ing assume about my relationship with my wife. I've already laid everything out here to bare. It's your problem that you can't comprehend things. Try growing up and stop being the nasty, insolent, and disrespectful bitch persona that you thrive upon on here on MB.

You might like it.

Didn't you just say something about me flipping burgers as if you understood my life? And yet other people talking about your SoCal yuppie stock photo life is off limits? Your daughter probably spends more on her phony hairspray haircut than you make in a year at this point and you're trying to act tough to me? Are you that desperate at this point?

But seriously we know your wife hates you. Or else she'd still be at home.

[OccultHawk]

But seriously we know your wife hates you. Or else she'd still be at home.

Will be deleted but QFT.

Not to mention his delusions that she’s been faithful.

Arizonan liberals are probably campaigning to get her pussy declared a sanctuary for illegals.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Will be deleted but QFT.

Not to mention his delusions that she’s been faithful.

Arizonan liberals are probably campaigning to get her pussy declared a sanctuary for illegals.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Nice try.

Have fun flipping burgers tomorrow.

Alright, I'm gonna bite. (**** me)

Failed career: The owner and his wife laid off all 35 employees and only kept me. Vice President of Operations and Product Development.

No onions on that whopper son.

Failed marriage: We're getting along better than ever. Two grown kids, about to make around $300,000 net profit on the sale of our home, and will be actually ****ing like bunny's next weekend while you masturbate to old Keisha pictures. (have you seen what she looks like lately? Pretty gross)

Failed winnebago: What in God's name are you talking about? Absolutely LOVE my new rig.

Time for you and frowny to find new material.

de·lu·sion·al
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adjective
characterized by or holding idiosyncratic beliefs or impressions that are contradicted by reality or rational argument, typically as a symptom of mental disorder.
"hospitalization for schizophrenia and delusional paranoia"
based on or having faulty judgment; mistaken.
"their delusional belief in the project's merits never wavers"

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arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness.
"she looked so pathetic that I bent down to comfort her"
synonyms: pitiful, pitiable, piteous, moving, touching, poignant, plaintive, distressing, upsetting, heartbreaking, heart-rending, harrowing, wretched, forlorn
"a pathetic groan"

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having or showing a low level of intelligence.
"a good-natured but unintelligent boy"
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not needed.
"a fourth Chicago airport is unnecessary"

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causing irritation or annoyance.
"annoying habits"
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adjective
behaving in a way that suggests one has higher standards or more noble beliefs than is the case.
"we don't go to church and we thought it would be hypocritical to have him christened"

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adjective
extremely unpleasant.
synonyms: unpleasant, disagreeable, nasty, distasteful, offensive, objectionable, unsavory, unpalatable, off-putting, awful, terrible, dreadful, frightful, revolting, repulsive, repellent, repugnant, disgusting, odious, vile, foul, abhorrent, loathsome, nauseating, sickening, hateful, insufferable, intolerable, detestable, abominable, despicable, contemptible; More

If you want to define people by a single aspect of their life, then don't act shocked when we respond by telling you that every single aspect of your life that we're aware of is an absolute failure. Go watch a ****ing sitcom.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

There is no way on earth that your divorce is as amiable as you're making it out. Your wife ditched you without warning, left you with your mentally ill son, and is still your best friend? Please. If you're both cool atm it's because you haven't started dividing up the money and you and/or her are trying to keep an even keel so that she can take your ****/you hope she won't take your ****. I mean that nonsense about her inviting you to live with her? Really? That doesn't happen. Either you made that **** up or you're too big of a patsy to realize that she was bull****ting you. SHE ****ING LEFT YOU SO THAT SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOU. Catch a clue.

Damn.

I thought similar though. I have had one serious relationship which lasted about two years on and off, and when it ended I went through that phase of trying to convince myself it's not as upsetting as I think it is and that we're getting on fine when I really wasn't doing well or dealing with it well at all. I can see Chula doing it on here but I didn't say anything cos he's going through enough. I'm not being an arse.

Saw that post about meeting up in a hotel and just thought that is a horrible idea and nothing good will come of it. Keeping contact is bad enough. All you're gonna do is set your recovery back by months.

This is just my opinion though.

[Janszoon]

Let's tone it down on the personal attacks everybody.

[Chula Vista]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I have had one serious relationship which lasted about two years on and off

Linda and I were full time for almost 39 years. Big difference.

I can see Chula doing it on here but I didn't say anything cos he's going through enough.

I'm being open and honest. Not "doing" anything.

Saw that post about meeting up in a hotel and just thought that is a horrible idea and nothing good will come of it. Keeping contact is bad enough.

We're both going to turn 58 years old this year and have known each other intimately since we were 19.

Listen folks, piss on me all you want. I'm easy pickings.

Leave the Linda insults out of it.

[Oriphiel]

So it's a burger flipper versus the old guy who lives in a van by the river, while a crusty cynic watches and beats off. No matter who wins this fight, everybody loses.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

So it's a burger flipper versus the old guy who lives in a van by the river, while a crusty cynic watches and beats off. No matter who wins this fight, everybody loses.

Is this loss?