God damn ****in...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...in-mich-woods/

I guess DNA isn't really involved here either though...

San Diego County jostled by 4.5 pre-dawn quake in Riverside County - The San Diego Union-Tribune

I awoke to the jostlin today. Mother****er woke me up a half hour early.

California has weird priorities.

Que?

Hugely.
Massively.
Insanely.
Overwhelmingly.

I took a vow not to use words that end in LY a ways back so I have to be creative, i.e., in a big time.

I'm sorry?

Ever experienced a quake? Weird ****.

Can be as subtle as sitting in a lounge chair watching TV with a mild buzz, and the chair starts shifting slightly side to side.... to, house starts shaking so bad that you run to a doorway and prepare for the worst.

The latter has only happened once since I've been here. Was pretty violent and had me and Linny freaking. As soon as it stopped she called Sherri (who was up in LA back then) to ask her about it and Sherri was like "what earthquake? OH ****! It's here!".

Took the quake all of 5 seconds to get from south San Diego up to north LA (almost 200 miles).

This one was extremely short, no biggie. The only eventful one that I've experienced was my first where it lasted for about 30 seconds to a minute and **** was all over the floor after. I was also on the third level of an apartment complex which makes feel more violent and loud.

Look up infer, dumbass.

OH was there? Was he there in a big time?

Yeah and you know what the earthquake was....