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Old 05-31-2018, 08:53 AM   #11531 (permalink)
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Yeah are you dealing with a DWI? I didn't think so. I'll take it.
I wish I could get paid for being an idiot too, rather than in spite of it.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-31-2018, 10:15 AM   #11532 (permalink)
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I wish I could get paid for being an idiot too, rather than in spite of it.
You basically wish you could be Jake Paul.
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Old 05-31-2018, 10:17 AM   #11533 (permalink)
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You basically wish you could be Jake Paul.
I do indeed wish I could go to Japan and test the limits of their polite, silent judgement.
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Old 05-31-2018, 11:38 AM   #11534 (permalink)
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I do indeed wish I could go to Japan and test the limits of their polite, silent judgement.
Dude

There’s way better things to do in Japan

And whatever that bitch has gotten away with they will put your ass in jail. They will put you through the worst month of your life without even charging you. They got a dark side you don’t want to **** with. And why would you? Smile be friendly they buy you beer and it’s easy to get laid. Why **** on that?
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Old 05-31-2018, 11:45 AM   #11535 (permalink)
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There’s way better things to do in Japan

And whatever that bitch has gotten away with they will put your ass in jail. They will put you through the worst month of your life without even charging you. They got a dark side you don’t want to **** with. And why would you? Smile be friendly they buy you beer and it’s easy to get laid. Why **** on that?
Oh yeah no I've heard the horror stories of Japanese police and their OTT fascist powers to **** on anyone they suspect of anything and the public's perception that if you get arrested you're clearly guilty, cause of course the establishment has their best interests at heart. All I want to do is be harmlessly annoying just like in America. Being a complete prick at a Buddhist temple doesn't interest me, I just want to engage with Japanese one-on-one and confuse them as to whether or not I'm being confrontational or just ignorant of their customs.

It's the little douchebaggeries in life that interest me. Like constantly walking into their homes without taking off my shoes and then acting horrified that I committed such an obvious gaffe even though I knew full well what I was doing. Or belching openly at dinner cause that's totally okay, right? I read it somewhere so clearly it must be true even though I'm almost certain it's not.
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Old 05-31-2018, 11:45 AM   #11536 (permalink)
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They will put your ass in jail. They will put you through the worst month of your life without even charging you. They got a dark side you don’t want to **** with.
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As an American DO NOT **** around in Asian countries. Actually, any foreign country.
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I just want to engage with Japanese one-on-one and confuse them as to whether or not I'm being confrontational or just ignorant of their customs.
If that’s your game. Sounds like a waste of plane fare to me.

I bet if we there in a bar and a couple girls came over and they liked you because you’re younger or whatever you’d have a new attitude real quick but if you really wanted to start **** with some dudes that’s fine. We can catch up later. Or not. Depending on how that works out for you.
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As an American DO NOT **** around in Asian countries. Actually, any foreign country.
The Chinese are pretty aggro but you spent time there. You’ve probably seen some American lunkhead trying be all Texas and **** until he got set straight. I definitely watched my behavior in the little time I was in China. I didn’t have any interest in getting a closer look at their legal system.
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If that’s your game. Sounds like a waste of plane fare to me.

I bet if we there in a bar and a couple girls came over and they liked you because you’re younger or whatever you’d have a new attitude real quick but if you really wanted to start **** with some dudes that’s fine. We can catch up later. Or not. Depending on how that works out for you.
If the bitches are receptive then the game changes. I'm talking more casual encounters whenever I'm in the mood to troll.
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