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Old 06-08-2018, 02:25 PM   #12031 (permalink)
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Soccer players dribble, right?
Thought that but the joke doesn't really work with a defender.

9/10 for wit though.
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Old 06-08-2018, 02:33 PM   #12032 (permalink)
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Thought that but the joke doesn't really work with a defender.

9/10 for wit though.
OMG **** you who cares.
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Old 06-08-2018, 02:36 PM   #12033 (permalink)
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OMG **** you who cares.
I'm just saying mate the joke would have worked with a player that dribbles not tackles.
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Old 06-08-2018, 02:38 PM   #12034 (permalink)
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Fluff being a football joke connoisseur.
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Old 06-08-2018, 02:47 PM   #12035 (permalink)
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I'm just saying mate the joke would have worked with a player that dribbles not tackles.
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That's like saying a nigger joke would be funnier if you were a plantation owner who got the lazy slave jokes.
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That's like saying a REMOVED joke would be funnier if you were a plantation owner who got the lazy slave jokes.
This was just an excuse to post the N word.

I have reported this casual racism.
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Old 06-08-2018, 02:54 PM   #12037 (permalink)
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This was just an excuse to post the N word.

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Old 06-08-2018, 02:57 PM   #12038 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2018, 03:08 PM   #12039 (permalink)
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i’m with fluffer, joke fell flat.
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Old 06-08-2018, 03:09 PM   #12040 (permalink)
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i’m with fluffer, joke fell flat.
One could say the joke didn't have enough Fluff.
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