She isn't the first person to do that. There was an older woman that did the same thing and there was a story about it earlier in the year.

And look, she has hipster glasses. Shocking.

^ actually I think she's outwardly attractive, but at the precise moment she told me her name, and if it was determined that she picked the name and it wasn't given to her by her hippy-dippy parents, I'd say something along the lines of it's nice to meet you but, I've gotta go...over that way...now...

Or something

You live in Seattle, coffee mecca, and you choose to drink exclusively at Starbucks. I know that's where the company started, but I can't help but think that's like travelling to Italy and eating exclusively at The Olive Garden. Why even fucking bother?

Seattle's Best Coffee is far superior than Starbucks.

The coffee I drank earlier this morning and pissed out then filtered through my gym socks covered in dog shit would provide me with a better coffee than Starbucks.

^ I prefer my own to either

Starbucks is all sugar and no coffee. A nice cup of black coffee is the best.