Exposed again!

https://i.imgflip.com/1egm7b.jpg

I wish we had that kind of free time in America.

**** space you’re all about that pussy now

Making bitches scream and filling them up with your love juice

****

Mother**** stars and ****

If you can’t **** it **** it

Amirite?

I bet he'll punt that fetus right to the moon though.

He’ll be working doubles on Saturday and voting Republican. Food on the table. Needs that tax cut. Got a kid to think about. Another on the way.

When you were coming up in it her pussy was your whole universe!

SO PROUD OF YOU, SON!!!

no rubber is no joke

let me know if you see a red bump

did you even think to ask if she has herpes or did you just dive in blind?

I mean I respect your dedication to the hole but I wrapped it up back in my twenties because I knew I’d be carrying my beautiful penis with me for decades of vaginal destruction- needed it in mint condition

Now you know - my dick just comes out of retirement sometimes

I’m not risking my 20’s and 30’s anymore

I already had them prime ****ing years

And if elph needs a "solution" to a "problem" just know that I can push a bitch down the stairs.

If beto wins she's not preggo
If ted wins you probably got hpv