Music Banter - The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

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OccultHawk

11-06-2018 03:03 AM

Good at worst

Oriphiel

11-06-2018 03:05 AM

I'm particularly proud of the abortion joke

OccultHawk

11-06-2018 03:22 AM

I liked it too

Can you write a story where elph mistakenly raises my child?

Oriphiel

11-06-2018 03:30 AM

No. But I can write a story where you jerk off to elph travelling back in time to abort himself.

The Batlord

11-06-2018 07:44 AM

Satanic Temple having devil of a time with 'Chilling Adventures of Sabrina'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 2012583)

No. But I can write a story where you jerk off to elph travelling back in time to abort his child.

Oriphiel

11-06-2018 08:24 AM

Elph: Ooh... I think I'm about to...

Girlfriend: Keep going!

Elph: But...

Girlfriend: I said keep going!

*Future Elph phases into existance and knocks Past Elph's cock out of his girlfriend*

Elph: Hrmblglf *splooshes off to the side*

Girlfriend: Woah, what the ****? Who the **** are you?

Future Elph, flipping them both off as he phases back out of existence: You'll thank me laterrrrrrr...

The Batlord

11-06-2018 09:11 AM

It's in the Science thread and it was Harvard.

DwnWthVwls

11-06-2018 10:55 AM

So when you gonna post the ultrasound ala Chula?

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2012634)

oh I don't go in that thread because there's hardly any ****fests

lol.. youre missing all the times when I get Mindful worked up for mocking his "science"

MicShazam

11-06-2018 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2012618)

anyone else hear about astronomers picking up an asteroid with a shape and trajectory that should be impossible

unless it's not a an asteroid, it's a satellite or probe

heard it on NPR but can't find the article

not one of those alien conspiracy things, it was I think the lead astronomy guy at Yale who floated it being alien tech

And another science dude called the first guy out on being a gullible fool, saying that it could be explained with something simpler than "omg aliens". Didn't read further and the article was Danish, but that's roughly what happened, I think.

grindy

11-06-2018 11:25 AM

It's never aliens.

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