^ Well done Germany!

^ Well done Democrats! Specifically, well done Marilyn Moseby and the people who voted her into office.

Vice.com - Inside Robert Mueller's Horny, Joking-but-Not-Really Fandom

Irony: when Orange Man So Bad that you end up worshiping another "fascist" instead.

You're just mad cause your employees probably take 15-minute-long shits at work cause they're too busy trying to hook up on Tindr.

So what's Mueller been up to now? That silly old fascist. He probably painted swastikas on the orange man's laundry again.

tfw you've been sitting on a zinger for so long that you just throw it out when it's not applicable

Nah that was the orange man.

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Ted Cruz really rocks that goatee thing.

Nah probably Bumble or something.

I'm sure the guy who led America with Bush into the Iraq War based on #fakenews would never mess with someone else's laundry. ;)

More like I took two shits at work today and ate an Eggnormous burrito on the crapper the second time and I'm feeling particularly proud of myself.

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