You know the oldest millennials are just entering their mid-30s so my own kind has probably gone yuppie and is giving their bosses the inside scoop on how to manipulate us.

Aaaaand Google's getting into the killing business now. Fantastic. Maybe Google Earth is how we found Bin Laden?

Do what exactly as told or be sick, homeless, and hungry. Same tactic since the beginning.

Police detail harrowing raid and shootout that left 5 Houston officers injured and 2 suspects dead

lulz swing and a miss boys

Getting shot is a pretty predictable outcome when you kick someone’s door in. That goes for anywhere in America but more so in Texas and even more than Texas average in Houston. We’ll have to wait and see if any pigs die before tallying the score but 5 hits is pretty damn good shooting when they had the element of surprise.

The all-seeing Google eye in the sky probably spotted him while he was stepping out for a smoke.

I hope not or I'm ****ed.

They've been killing business for years.

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^ A lot of those stories are totally believable.