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Old 05-08-2019, 07:11 PM   #17811 (permalink)
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I read dirty limericks to unattended children waiting for their school bus.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-08-2019, 07:12 PM   #17812 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2019, 07:12 PM   #17813 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-08-2019, 07:13 PM   #17814 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2019, 07:16 PM   #17815 (permalink)
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I read dirty limericks to unattended children waiting for their school bus.
I greeted them with a hella creepy smile when they got off the bus and they paid me for it






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Old 05-08-2019, 07:26 PM   #17816 (permalink)
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Hawk has got the best 'catch phrases' if that's what you can call them. He really knows how to make the internet his bitch.
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Old 05-09-2019, 01:22 AM   #17817 (permalink)
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File this in the really almost unbelievable category

People are actually paying for poetry

https://www.theguardian.com/books/20...ch-for-clarity
It's probably mostly worthless libtard bull**** though.
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Old 05-09-2019, 08:06 AM   #17818 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2019, 08:37 AM   #17819 (permalink)
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Migrants Apprehended At Southern Border Top 100,000 For Second Consecutive Month

We just can't arrest them fast enough! It's a real crisis. To fix it, we'll need trains, camps, genuine action. No more half measures, we need a final solution.
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Old 05-09-2019, 12:56 PM   #17820 (permalink)
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