The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

I am not worried about an ass beating

If the other guy has a gun then my life is in his hands. That's the reality of it. You keep acting like it's paranoia but I've known people who were murdered.

Church

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Knowing how to defend yourself gives you the security that gun owners think a gun magically grants them.

That’s cute.

**Frownland** · 08-17-2019, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

That’s cute.

How does it feel to be a Christian?

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Any criminal worth their salt wouldn't rob a home with people in it. If self defense is naive then so is a gun.

**** their salt. Home invasions really happen. A gun is really just a game plan which is better than no plan. I’ve thought a baseball bat might be just as valuable since I can’t even write my name when I’m scared.

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

How does it feel to be a Christian?

That’s your little bitch catch phrase now huh?

Suck my dick, Muhammad.

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I'm betting 99% (or more) of the time the invader thinks no one is home

unless you have an unpaid gambling debt or something

If ain’t home it ain’t matter. It’s for when I am ****ing home.

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I got surprised jumped in Cali and had my phone stolen

If I had a gun, then I may have just got shot with my own gun

was it a black?

**Frownland** · 08-17-2019, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

**** their salt. Home invasions really happen. A gun is really just a game plan which is better than no plan. I’ve thought a baseball bat might be just as valuable since I can’t even write my name when I’m scared.

Best update your plan instead of believing in the magic gun then.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

That’s your little bitch catch phrase now huh?

Suck my dick, Muhammad.

It's yours, actually.

Didn't mean to upset you.

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 10:34 PM

I ain’t said guns is magic, Muhammad.

**Frownland** · 08-17-2019, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I ain’t said guns is magic, Muhammad.

Don't treat them as such then.

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