Hey, it only took you guys ten years to catch up to my blue home state. Good work.

I'm so happy for you batlord.

All I know is that I don't have to live in a state that has either illegal gay marriage or noxious clouds of bean-fart gas.

That's almost half the states now, and I'm pretty sure it's quite a bit more than half the population.

Edit: Yep, it's 60% now.

Girl, 4, takes heroin to day care, passes it out as candy | Toronto Star

So some drug dealing mom in Delaware sent her kid to school with a backpack full of heroin, kid didn't know, and thought it was all candy.

CBC News - Ottawa shooting: Harper, Mulcair speak about attack

So some bastard shot and killed a soldier on guard at Ottawa's War Memorial, then got into the House of Commons. He was heading for the room where our prime minister and the entire Conservative caucus were meeting when Parliament security gunned him down.

Bad Molly Takes Colorado State Student On Insane, Masturbatory Rampage

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This is the most Seattle thing that ever happened.

Crackhead Steals Money from Starbucks Tip Jar, Intimidates Baristas With Flat Iron

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It would be more Seattle if he had an ironic mustache.

Unless that's supposed to be an ironic mugshot.