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Janszoon 11-06-2017 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1890978)
I can't help what was force fed to me as a child. At least I'm not that way now.

What's the difference?

OccultHawk 11-06-2017 04:21 AM

[MERIT] I think you have a mental disorder called illusory pattern perception.

When you reach a point where you think the Holocaust is a hoax you need help.

Frownland 11-06-2017 07:43 AM

Sen. Rand Paul Recovering From 5 Broken Ribs After Assault : The Two-Way : NPR

What do you guys think was the motive? The dude was a doctor, maybe he's pissed about Paul's stance on vaccines? Might just be a dispute about the fences though.

rubber soul 11-06-2017 07:56 AM

Yeah, they're doing all sorts of conspiracy theories on Facebook as if everyone's out to destroy what's making America great or something :laughing:

It's supposed to be his next door neighbor so it probably was a domestic argument. Maybe Paul's dog was barking too loud.

Psy-Fi 11-06-2017 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1891007)
Sen. Rand Paul Recovering From 5 Broken Ribs After Assault : The Two-Way : NPR

What do you guys think was the motive? The dude was a doctor, maybe he's pissed about Paul's stance on vaccines? Might just be a dispute about the fences though.

Perhaps Senator Rand's been getting randy with his neighbor's wife.

Jumping someone by tackling them from behind is a cowardly, POS move, though.

OccultHawk 11-06-2017 08:08 AM

My money is on the neighbor’s wife theory. Maybe his daughter...or son (he is a Republican)

I can’t believe he cuts his own grass, tbh.

bulbasaur 11-06-2017 08:09 AM

what are the early betting odds for the 2017 inane member award

Cuthbert 11-06-2017 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bulbasaur (Post 1891013)
what are the early betting odds for the 2017 inane member award

Only three markets currently priced:

Mindfulness 1/12
Merit 2/5
Chula 1/1 (evens)

With BetVictor

Chula Vista 11-06-2017 08:52 AM

http://www.threestooges.com/wp-conte.../MoeHoward.jpg

Trollheart 11-06-2017 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1890911)
The bastards are up in our synagogues.

Oh man that can be really painful!
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1890937)
If it's in a book it's gotta be true, right? Nobody would ever publish a lie.

Check out Sagan's Demon Haunted World just because.

Or anything Erik Van Daniken ever wrote.
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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1890936)
I've got books on the holo-hoax as well.

Oh come on now! Don't tell me you subscribe to this theory that no Jews died in WW2 concentration camps, that they were all holograms created by the Allies after the war?
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1890954)
*frown furiously searches the web for a tiny violin to feature on his next album*

*chula hopes he finally lets him add some guitar on it*

*bat misses not only the bowl, but also the rim*

How dare you! Batty doesn't rim. Not even gay men will let him near their action. Everyone has standards.
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1890961)
I do think that it's a tragedy that most tiny violins are unplayable.

Buy a tiny robot and train it to play it. #FrownBotOnTinyViolin
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Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1891009)
Yeah, they're doing all sorts of conspiracy theories on Facebook as if everyone's out to destroy what's making America great or something :laughing:

It's supposed to be his next door neighbor so it probably was a domestic argument. Maybe Paul's dog was barking too loud.

Maybe the neighbour refused to pay for the wall between his and Rand's gardens?
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1891012)
My money is on the neighbor’s wife theory. Maybe his daughter...or son (he is a Republican)

I can’t believe he buys his own grass, tbh.

Fixed.


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