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Old 09-10-2019, 08:58 AM   #18971 (permalink)
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That's not exactly a fair trade. We'd have to throw in Hawaii or Florida.
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Old 09-10-2019, 02:19 PM   #18972 (permalink)
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They can't have Hawaii. I still intend to buy a beach shack under a volcano and live out the rest of my days getting drunk in a lawn chair staring at the ocean sunset. With my mouth I don't think it would be a good idea to live anywhere under Chinese rule.
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Old 09-11-2019, 06:18 AM   #18973 (permalink)
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Couple Arrested After Spending Nearly All $120,000 Accidentally Deposited in Their Account



The bank ****ed up. Now they go and arrest these people. What a bunch of bull****. Who wouldn’t spend it? They should counter sue.
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Old 09-11-2019, 07:54 AM   #18974 (permalink)
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I mean they're idiots honestly. I wouldn't have said **** and waited a few months to see if anyone noticed before I started spending it.
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Old 09-11-2019, 10:10 AM   #18975 (permalink)
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The couple then stopped communicating further with the bank and were later arraigned on felony charges of theft and receiving stolen property.
There’s no way it’s theft or “stolen property”

And yeah this couple is stupid

Although I would spend the money as quickly as possible as well

The stupid thing was talking to the bank and invesigators.

Set aside 1/2 for your lawyer

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Old 09-11-2019, 10:32 AM   #18976 (permalink)
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Ja it's on the bank for being negligible.
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Trump administration readies ban on flavored e-cigarettes amid outbreak of vaping-related deaths

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