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Old 10-23-2019, 06:19 PM   #19201 (permalink)
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I'd demand to see Trump hanging from a tree as well.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-23-2019, 08:27 PM   #19202 (permalink)
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Coming to a congress near you.
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Old 10-24-2019, 09:26 AM   #19203 (permalink)
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Floriday...why you keep doin' dis.

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Old 10-28-2019, 12:46 PM   #19204 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2019, 04:58 PM   #19205 (permalink)
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So if you quit do you have to take a knife to your hand to get it out?
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So if you quit do you have to take a knife to your hand to get it out?
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Old 10-28-2019, 05:04 PM   #19207 (permalink)
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I'd like to think those drones asked that question before they had chips put in them.
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Old 10-28-2019, 05:10 PM   #19208 (permalink)
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Janet from HR cuts it out with a letter opener during the exit interview and gives you a bandaid with stars on it.
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Old 10-28-2019, 05:15 PM   #19209 (permalink)
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If you just walk the **** out and give them the finger can they go after you legally to get their property back? I'm sure they'd just rescind your clearance and forget about it but that does sound like something they could make a federal case out of.
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Janet from HR cuts it out with a letter opener during the exit interview and gives you a bandaid with stars on it.
It’s seriously like a last task that would be hanging over your head.
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