I made myself your mother

Then can you stop with the skim milk? You don't really like it, you just started buying it for health reasons and have convinced yourself that you actually do like it and it's annoying cause **** skim milk.

We are an almond milk family

Mom, I'm finally moving out. I'm also writing you out of my will.

Get out of my house

I'm taking the dog cause I can't live without the 10/10 oral sex.

Your tongue action could get any dog off, you don't need that bitch.

There's an angsty pop-punk song here waiting to happen.

Mama Kicked Me Out But I Got The Fu*king Dog

There are already too many pop punk songs about adults having 15 year old girlfriends, we don't need to start throwing dog variations into the mix.