The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

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Originally Posted by Norg

them monkeys are savage !!!!!

has there been many cases of animals actually committing murder or another animal not for food ..???

well i guess other animals do it for territory

Animals can't commit, or be tried for murder, as they have no sense of right or wrong, therefore they can't break the law.

YOU WOULD THINK!

1519 in Italy a bunch of moles were ordered to "show cause for their conduct by pleading exigencies or distress" in the case of damage done by them to crops being seen as an "act of wanton destruction". No seriously. Needless to say, the moles escaped justice by tunnelling out and sodded off, leaving the humans looking silly, having made (sorry sorry) a mountain out of a molehill.

In 1545 the residents of St. Julien in France had a mass trial for vine weevils accused of the heinous crime - in France anyway - of destroying the wine crop. They even had their own lawyer, but were found guilty.

Pigs were executed by the dozen in the middle ages for "murdering" children, often by hanging or burning (at least there'd be sausages and bacon for after!) and often dressed in human clothing (!) but that was all in the olden days, right? Such practices had died out by our time? Well, in 1906 two men and a dog were tried for robbing and killing a man (how the dog managed to rob him I don't know) and while the two men were sentenced to life imprisonment, the dog was condemned to death. Hey, it's a dog's life, right? Or in this case, a dog's death...

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North Korea bans laughing for 11 days during mourning for anniversary of Kim Jong-il's death – video.

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I thought laughing was illegal in North Korea anyway

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Government official swims 12 hours to shore after helicopter crash off Madagascar: "My time to die hasn't come yet"

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Perfectly preserved baby dinosaur discovered curled up inside its egg.

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Barrister who sued after colleague asked him to stop farting loses case.

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

I thought laughing was illegal in North Korea anyway

Everything's illegal in North Korea.

Originally Posted by rostasi

Perfectly preserved baby dinosaur discovered curled up inside its egg.

* Jurassic Park theme music *

Originally Posted by rostasi

Barrister who sued after colleague asked him to stop farting loses case.

Defence got wind of it.

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odor in the court!

[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by rostasi

odour in the court!

ftfy.

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

ftfy.

I actually thought about that,
but stayed true to my own lack
of Commonwealth.