And that was the day when he learned where the Supreme Court got its name.

it really wouldve tekken the joke to the next level

It would have been of a different (soul) caliber.

a true marvel (vs capcom) of a joke

When I run **** I’m going to make you cook rainbow cakes for every queer in SF.

I'm afraid they'll be disappointed with the quality.

What, are you gonna pee in it?

some of them might like that

https://www.buzzfeed.com/briannasack...Dky#.rrELApLxD

https://www.buzzfeed.com/briannasack...VD4#.inn8m386b

You two are just Tekken the piss now.

boo i already used that one you ****in’ mortal (kombat... XL...)

Right. I missed that one. My eyes ain't what they used to be. Guess I missed the Call of Duty there.
:shycouch:

boo wrong game genre

He's lost his (soul) edge. This will probably be his final fight.

I have a trip this weekend, I have to pack, man. I just had to get that off of my chess.

Must be a draught in here. Can someone return my ham? Come on: bring back my gammon.

baseball

I wouldn't be caught dead or alive making that joke.

It's all right: you're not wanted.

THE quintessential Quincy Jones interview.

If you fucking think you've read Quincy Jones' most absurd interview, you've not read this one yet.

Took me a couple reads through to notice. Thought it was the actual interview.

All I know is that a burning fist and a hammer punch were involved. Anything can sound dirty if you let it.

Part of why it’s hitting home much faster than expected.

Kinda comes with the whole mortality package.

In my less cynical moments I dream that human potential might be worth trying to hang on to. Like maybe we’re in a slump but future generations might have it better.

I just hope we can hold off long enough for the computer chip implants in our brain to tell us what morons we all are.

Sorry man, but the only chip going inside of you in your lifetime is a dorito.

And I haven't had a Dorito in years. :(

Unbelievable. And these are the people looking for money from us. :rolleyes:

OXFAM GB Chief Resigns Over 2011 Prostitution Scandal

Or, we can be proactive.

https://i.imgur.com/ZPPUviT.gif

And by proactive you mean vote for people for whom climate change is at best not their top priority and at worse a hoax. What else do you do to combat global warming, Chula? Do you carpool? Turn the light off when you leave a room? Post pithy memes on Facebook?

Oxfam is a bunch of bull**** neoliberalism. This example aside, donating to them is almost exactly like voting for Democrats. It makes you a part of the problem instead a part of the solution.

You lost the right to talk about proactive environmentalism when procreated. More people more problems.

Batlord’s carbon footprint ends with him. That’s the best we can do.

What in God's name are you blabbering about?

http://media2.giphy.com/media/b9aScKLxdv0Y0/giphy.gif

I'm pretty sure he's just making a joke about inserting chips with that gif he's posted. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
I don't donate to them, but they and charities like them are always clogging up the streets, knocking at doors and trying to get us to sign up. I hate that high-pressure selling. And if they know you're a guy they'll make sure it's some pretty girl in a miniskirt they send in to "convince" you to donate.

I'm asking you, if you're going to tell me to be proactive, what the hell you're doing to save the planet? Cause you seem like an arbitrary middle-aged guy living a middle-class life doing middle-class things who concerns himself with politics as a hobby along with playing the guitar and golfing but really doesn't do anything else besides maybe turning the light off when you leave a room. You know, like most normal people. Those same normal people who've led to this state of events both by their actions and inactions.

But maybe I'm wrong and you write letters to your congressman, organize environmental... things, or just, you know, take meaningful time out of your life to do ANYTHING. So, Chula, how are you helping to stop the world from being set on fire?