She's still not 18?

Not anymore.

Then I'm in like Flint.

Larry or Derek?

Michigan. He's going to be a problem for her for years and nobody's going to do anything about it even though she's complaining and it's clearly not healthy.

Also I don't have a car.

Russia Bans Jehovah’s Witnesses, Calling It an Extremist Group

Good.

What do got against J Dubs?

Cherokee Nation files lawsuit targeting CVS and other pharmacies in opioid crisis

"I lied about being in pain so I can get medicine that is a godsend for people who really need it. Now I'm suing the pharmacy so they'll be scared to distribute drugs to people who are actually suffering and take drugs as prescribed"

Thanks chief.

Black Mirror reality in 3...2...1...

With any luck it will keep serial killer death tolls to a minimum.

Looks like right now they have jack **** and are far away from actual feasibility.

'We wanted justice': Teen who lost his case against football club defends parents for taking legal action - Independent.ie

Unbelievable.

No Bacon No Peace

I was going to go boar hunting next week but they're our allies now.

Looks like they're hogging all the glory.

>>>

God is great.

'Overly obese' body sparks Ohio funeral home fire - BBC News

This is either hysterical or I'm a bad person. My money's on both.

This one is also good for a giggle

Friendly fire inquiry after US soldiers die battling IS - BBC News

lulz

Is this you, Chuck?

Serial Cat-Shaver On The Loose In Virginia « CBS Chicago

Holy ****, I used to go to military school in that town for two years. ****ing Waynesboro townies. You know that area of Virginia has one of the highest rates of STDs in the country, right? But I'd never do that. I've had cats with persistent fleas that I had to shave. I'd never go through that bull**** for fun.

California pushes Last Call to 4 a.m. - Channel 28 News

Yay! 3 A.M. beer runs can be a thing again!

2am here in Virginia. **** that ****.

Kimmel's monologue was fantastic

.

^This is why P A N left.. misquoting mofo.

I forgot about that ****. Good stuff.

Maybe it was the conspiracy theorist deep within him, but P A N really did find it unbelievable.

Buckingham Palace meeting 'not about health of Queen or Prince Philip' - BBC News

Announcement at 10am I think.

Prince Philip to retire from public engagements - BBC News

Oh :D

was hoping one of em died tbh

I think I speak for the vast majority of people when I say we can breathe easily and sleep again after that scare. :rolleyes:

:laughing:

If I were a newspaper editor, my paper would be carrying this headline: OLD DUFFER WHO NEVER DID MUCH WILL NOW DO EVEN LESS

If you were the editor the The Sun it would be something like

NO JACKET REQUIRED - LAST GIG FOR PHIL

Why do you guys not like him?