I leave MB for a month and get Rick Rolled on the first post when I return. :laughing:

So much for the possibility of overpriced, tattered, blood stained denim topped off with the fading stench of death.

When I saw the photo, before reading the story, I thought the dolphin had skewered the victim with it's bloody snout.

I wish I'd seen it deliver the punch to the victim's daughter's face.

Darwinism at it's finest: Man dies instantly after lighting firework on head | New York Post

As we learned on The Simpsons, dolphins are really our supreme overlords.

http://media.giphy.com/media/10bCgkbPzuKQog/giphy.gif

More stupid sh*t that actually happened:

Man charged after floating over Calgary in a lawn chair suspended by balloons - 680 NEWS

That man needs a medal, not handcuffs. I like the really in-depth quote that really describes the situation perfectly from that article.

Proof that society values conformity over being interesting. They'd probably arrest me for driving one of those little electric cars they make for toddlers down the highway too. Philistines.

Fuck that. That dude has huge balls.

wow i live in Calgary and just heard of that story now

Goodbye, Music Tuesday: Starting Today, Albums Come Out On Friday : The Record : NPR

What the fuck is this shit?

Ok, this happened last year, but who says news has to be new?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...-on-neo-nazis/

Prince and Universal Music have spent an obscene amount of money keeping this and 200 other harmless family home movie clips in the court system for the last 9 years.
A 29-second fuzzy video of a toddler learning to dance with 20 seconds of a Prince song playing from a speaker in the room is, according to the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, a violation of copyright law.

9 years in, and Fair Use is still on the line.