Ya beat me to it.

Dozens killed in stampede at Soleimani's funeral

I wonder if they're considered "collateral damage?"

No reported casualties from what I'm reading, a very limited and ineffective strike

Won't stop the white house from storming forward into certain war.

They won't imo

Both are too self interested and yet weak to make such a move

Aka SHOOK.

A body count really isn't the point. If your white sneakers have been stepped on in the club a nigga's gotta show their strap.

I mean Russia is always like a week away from declaring bankruptcy and China's military spending is just the hedgehog strategy of making sure they can defend if America ever invades for some stupid reason. And yet nations have been declaring idiotic wars for chest beating reasons for thousands of years so who knows.

I mean **** America's entire arsenal at this point is based around fighting 3rd world insurgencies rather than 1st world nations with actual armies but do you think they'll say a word of that when it comes time to flex?

I wanted to like that album, but bleh.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/08/healt...ble/index.html

Drugs, alcohol, suicide... all the self-destructive ways to die keep going up.

**** Donald Trump

Yeah see manic and irrational. Calm down.

Shut the **** up and let the man express himself.

What is he a fingerpainting toddler now?

Why do you always gotta be a hating ass jealous bitch?

I'll check your mate if you know what I mean.

What am I jealous of? A grown man throwing a semi-coherent temper tantrum?

Thanks dude

OH:
https://www.bellybelly.com.au/wp-con...-baby-know.jpg

Hold up I need to borrow a link from Frownland...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

If you're gonna take OH home then you're gonna have to wash him and feed him and make sure he doesn't poop his bed.

^ Both of those observations are so true elphenor.
Obviously the least important, but somehow most irritating element is the kind of bored sing-song voice Trump puts on for those officially-mandated readouts.

^ To be honest, not entirely, Lucem. ;)

^ Great response! I gotta say that you guys can be very amusing when a string of sharp posts come together. :clap:

LA Times - 2020 candidate Michael Bloomberg says he doesn’t regret backing Iraq War

Look out Biden - you've got the Bloominator comin' for ya.

"Suck my dick, Mike."
-literally everybody

Definitely amusing to see a billionaire try to buy the nomination and fail. Hope he sinks a **** load into his worthless campaign.

Billionaire Tom Steyer is also trying to buy the nomination. :laughing:

Here's everything we know about the net worth and personal finances of each 2020 Democratic presidential candidate

I’m reporting this ****. You’re just following me around harassing me, making personal attacks, and ****ting on me every time I try to make a positive contribution. Plus, it’s not even banter. I’m not even responding but you keep picking at me.

Alright then.
Batlord, time to chill the **** out.
I'm in a good mood so you have one post to whine about mods being unfair and then shut up about it.
If the harassment continues, you'll have to chill out even more due to being banned.

Surprisingly dignified.

Neither did I.

WP: Of course, the companies offer crisis aversion instead of changing the ****ty oppressive work culture that leaves people with no time or energy to work on anything personal.

Remember at Geek Squad guy commit suicide and they held a candle light vigil for him at the building and I told this gal that if I kill myself don't ever do that for me because it's probably the reason why.

Edit:

2020: Hang Yourself By The Bootstraps

Florida women in the news...

Florida woman accused of trying to pee on cop, running down man with her BMW

Florida woman, 59, tossed bucket of human feces in landlord's face

Rancid. I'd rather be beaten unconscious than that.

Iran denies it fired a missile to down Ukrainian jet, calls for evidence

Not to get all Merit on your asses, but inb4 it comes out that the US downed the plane to Lusitania their way into an invasion.

Wouldn't Merit have blamed Israel instead?

Which actually sorta makes sense since they really want this war to happen more than anyone.

Bitch shouldn’t be charging another human being money just to have a place to live.

That's kinda $hitty.

"accused of trying to pee on cops" = drunk broad pissed herself while being handcuffed and cops threw an extra charge at her for being a dirty piss stained nuisance.