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Janszoon 09-14-2012 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hitch (Post 1231156)
Plus, some investigations reveal that the filmmaker might not even be a Jew, nor an Israeli. I saw the 13 minute clip and it bored the tits out of me. Closed it like after 8 minutes through. But I nonetheless find it preposterous that the filmmaker should be the one in question.

Yeah, I just watched the clip too. Definitely 13 minutes of my life I won't get back. It was dumb and one of the most incompetently made things I've ever seen. It amazes me that anyone would take it seriously enough to be even fazed by it let alone wanting to kill people over it.

LoathsomePete 09-14-2012 03:25 PM

Grandmother gives birth to her own grandchild - thestar.com

No. No. no no no no no no no no no no no no.... fucking no.

Janszoon 09-14-2012 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1231181)
Grandmother gives birth to her own grandchild - thestar.com

No. No. no no no no no no no no no no no no.... fucking no.

I saw her on TV the other day. At least she's kind of a sexy grandma.

Engine 09-14-2012 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1231181)
Grandmother gives birth to her own grandchild - thestar.com

No. No. no no no no no no no no no no no no.... fucking no.

Why the fuck not? Of all the unbelievably disgusting things that happen in our world this is... not even one of them.

Psy-Fi 09-14-2012 10:04 PM

Here's one that should be in a 'Wow, I Definitely Believe That News Story Thread' (although, as a male, I probably have a somewhat biased opinion on the subject.)
:D

http://tinyurl.com/cnagk7h

someonecompletelyrandom 09-15-2012 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1231268)
Here's one that should be in a 'Wow, I Definitely Believe That News Story Thread' (although, as a male, I probably have a somewhat biased opinion on the subject.)
:D

Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression' | Mail Online

Semen powder for protein shakes is coming on the market, I garauntee it. Every time it comes out that something is good for you, middle aged women want to make shakes out of it.

What can the single woman do to fight depression? Don't blow some strange man's rod, mix HisSeed™ into your morning whey or fiber protein shake, and fight depression one gulp at a time. Make HisSeed™ part of your morning routine.

Psy-Fi 09-15-2012 02:08 AM

^ :rofl:

The Batlord 09-15-2012 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1231181)
Grandmother gives birth to her own grandchild - thestar.com

No. No. no no no no no no no no no no no no.... fucking no.

Aw man. I was hoping for some quality white trash goodness. You make me sad. :(

Franco Pepe Kalle 09-15-2012 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1231181)
Grandmother gives birth to her own grandchild - thestar.com

No. No. no no no no no no no no no no no no.... fucking no.

That is a very weird story and it is very creppy.

Zaqarbal 09-15-2012 10:07 AM

* Frenchwoman sleeps through flight from Pakistan to Paris and back

*
Three kangaroos escape from German zoo with help from fox and wild boar


* Flatulence Deodorizer Pads Take the Stink Out of Your Farts

Franco Pepe Kalle 09-15-2012 10:12 AM

[QUOTE=Zaqarbal;1231356][B][I]* Frenchwoman sleeps through flight from Pakistan to Paris and back
QUOTE]

That french lady must have been so tired.

Zaqarbal 09-15-2012 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1231357)
That french lady must have been so tired.

Yep. At least twice as much as the other passengers were. :laughing:

Franco Pepe Kalle 09-15-2012 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 1231362)
Yep. At least twice as much as the other passengers were. :laughing:

Very good point. Very good point. :laughing::laughing:

Stephen 09-16-2012 06:58 PM

The irony of the Innocence of Muslims is that it's such a shit movie it would have gotten half a dozen views on YouTube. Instead it's had millions of views thanks to the protestors' free global publicity.

Unrelenting 09-16-2012 11:23 PM

Rick Santorum Says Smart People' Will Never Be On Our Side (VIDEO) | Global Grind

heh.

Zaqarbal 09-17-2012 04:59 AM

^ One of the very few examples in the World of a politician telling the truth. :laughing:

Howard the Duck 09-17-2012 07:28 AM

Guidelines to identify gay and lesbian symptoms published - Yahoo! News Malaysia

ha ha ha ha ha!

OMFG!

Janszoon 09-17-2012 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1231835)

I was going to post this myself. I love how "being attracted to men" is one of the symptoms of being gay.

Psy-Fi 09-17-2012 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1231835)

'The Education Ministry had endorsed "guidelines" to help parents to identify gay and lesbian "symptoms" in their children so they can take early corrective measurements.'

I'm curious about what those 'corrective' measurements are.

And the 'Sin Chew Daily' is a great name for a newspaper!

Howard the Duck 09-17-2012 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1231868)
'The Education Ministry had endorsed "guidelines" to help parents to identify gay and lesbian "symptoms" in their children so they can take early corrective measurements.'

I'm curious about what those 'corrective' measurements are.

And the 'Sin Chew Daily' is a great name for a newspaper!

for gays, I suppose they make you watch nude men

everytime they get a boner, they hit it with a ruler

also love the first "being attracted to men" it's the the third criteria

whereas for lesbians, everything is about being attracted to women, and no visible features

Hitch 09-17-2012 10:50 PM

^ Yeah, it ranks amongst the stupidest things said, especially in public and that by a government. I mean, check out this excerpt from this link

Malaysia holds seminars to help teachers spot 'gay children' | World news | guardian.co.uk

"It is a multi-religious and multicultural [event], after all, all religions are basically against that type of behaviour"

uh-huh :rolleyes:

Psy-Fi 09-18-2012 06:57 AM

Strange things happening in Florida lately...

Police: Man used dog to beat girlfriend | News - Home

Howard the Duck 09-18-2012 07:03 AM

i'll hit you with your bitch, bitch!

Frownland 09-18-2012 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1232183)
i'll hit you with your bitch, bitch!

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...27113211_n.jpg

LoathsomePete 09-19-2012 03:23 PM

Edmonton teacher fired for giving zeros gets new job - Edmonton - CBC News

This is fucking ridiculous, a teacher gets fired for awarding zeroes to students who didn't do the work or a test.

gunnels 09-19-2012 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1231835)

"Symptoms of gays:

Have a muscular body [...]"

I wish. =\
But seriously, the 'symptoms' listed are ridiculous. By their logic, people cannot have friends of the same sex without being considered homosexual.
Also, I visited the news site that published the article and did a bit of reading. I found one author, Azril Mohd Amin, to be particularly ridiculous.
His articles on homosexuality are full of misquotes and subversive statistics. However, his article on the suicide of a Russian Sufi may have spawned the most flagrantly incorrect statement ever.
Quote:

"Any psychiatrist would diagnose the married couple from Russia, or any other Muslim who commits suicide for any ostensible reason, as psychotic in the extreme. In fact, the use of suicide by Osama bin Laden, for whatever patriotic or false religious conviction, has opened the door to a practice that has brought disrepute and total rejection of Islam as a religion by millions of secular individuals throughout the world, especially the United States of America."

Psy-Fi 09-20-2012 04:45 AM

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

Iran Cleric Pummeled by

:clap:

Frownland 09-20-2012 08:30 AM

Children accidentally see porn footage during Disney movie

Urban Hat€monger ? 09-20-2012 12:40 PM

Japanese man who cooked his genitals and served them up to paying guests is charged with indecent exposure | Mail Online

Freebase Dali 09-20-2012 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1232663)
Edmonton teacher fired for giving zeros gets new job - Edmonton - CBC News

This is fucking ridiculous, a teacher gets fired for awarding zeroes to students who didn't do the work or a test.

"...went against the school's policy of not awarding zeros."

Wow. Was he teaching at a special needs school or something?
Maybe he should have awarded them .001s

The Batlord 09-21-2012 09:54 AM

He served his genitals to six guests? And he's Japanese? I'll bet that must have been a filling meal.

Howard the Duck 09-21-2012 10:05 AM

what's more troubling is:-

"there is no law against cannibalism in Japan."

The Batlord 09-21-2012 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1233280)
what's more troubling is:-

"there is no law against cannibalism in Japan."

Why's that troubling? Murder is illegal, and I imagine desecrating corpses is also illegal, so all you're left with is weird little isolated incidents like these, and if he really wants to do that then more power to him.

Howard the Duck 09-21-2012 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1233292)
Why's that troubling? Murder is illegal, and I imagine desecrating corpses is also illegal, so all you're left with is weird little isolated incidents like these, and if he really wants to do that then more power to him.

it is troubling to me

to know that's people consensually eating each other in Japan

Rjinn 09-21-2012 10:14 PM

Wow, I know the Japanese culture is known for perverted art. But... Wow. So I'm guessing he was planning the idea for a while considering he's asexual?

Urban Hat€monger ? 09-21-2012 10:19 PM

Wonder if he would have been done for indecent exposure if he's dressed them in cabbage?

Rjinn 09-21-2012 10:57 PM

I would consider that spiking your food.

Psy-Fi 09-22-2012 06:17 AM

I'm not sure who I find the most mentally deranged in this story.
The (former) man who wanted and had his genitals removed, the doctor and staff who agreed to perform the surgery or the people who actually ate the cooked genitalia.

In any case...


http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...s/94732ea2.gif

mr dave 09-22-2012 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1232998)
"...went against the school's policy of not awarding zeros."

Wow. Was he teaching at a special needs school or something?
Maybe he should have awarded them .001s

Nope. It's just political correctness run rampant - it's now against the law for a school to fail a child who doesn't do their work without the direct approval of the parent(s).

Apparently the students at his school are disappointed that he was fired since he was one of the few people there to treat them like equals. From what I've read his policy was well known with students and accepted by them, the school board on the other hand.

The Batlord 09-22-2012 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by mr dave (Post 1233569)
Nope. It's just political correctness run rampant - it's now against the law for a school to fail a child who doesn't do their work without the direct approval of the parent(s).

For all of America's cowboy worship and right wing politics, we love our mindless bureaucracies. I guess it's not surprising for a nation of 300 million people.


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