I can appreciate all sorts of body types. The jelly belly can be hot af too but a flat tight fit tummy like that... goddamn son.

The photographer did a good job giving her sensual lines. Wish she had a dick though.

exactly, whoever's idea that look was is about as bad at managing haircuts as I am
you're into chicks with dicks? huh. that's cool

The only films of hers I've seen are The Royal Tenenbaums and Sylvia. I don't remember much of Tenenbaums either - but I thought she was excellent in Sylvia (the film received mixed reviews but I think it's a bit underrated).

I could be into that version of Gwyneth in a long sleeve white button up blouse, black leather skirt, ****-me shoes, and a riding crop.

I've been open about that for years.

The same applies to the famous dick sucking with wheelchaired witness story but that was news for me too

I like slim women but that's almost anorexia there. She looks like the first time you put your arms around her she'd break in two. If you put your arms around her. Which I would not.

nah she's skinny but that doesn't look problematically thin to me

I don't think she's problematically thin, either. She does have a *figure*.

Trollheart, you'd probably like to know the contents of Gwyneth's fridge. ;)

This guy tried eating everything Gwyneth eats in a day. Jicama tacos, anyone? (Why am I secretly wishing to try "pulling" coconut oil, at least once? lol)

Word up it ain’t.

^ Shaq attack :laughing:

You Americans are all crazy. That kind of waist would worry me. That's like those poor women in the 19th century who had to wear the corsets so tight that they couldn't breathe and their waists were like down to seventeen inches or something. :yikes:
Empty, I would imagine. One very clean, sparkling fridge for sale, never used, one careful owner.

1. The photographer made her look as thin as possible.

2. Celebrities have a job of looking more physically perfect than is reasonable for people who don't have access to physical trainers and dieticians, which means they can buck the general trends.

3. Some people are just naturally thin.

I'm not even American lol
And really, I don't know what's up with Irish women but this is not worrying

She seems nice.

ah yes, I saw this about the same person:

and a follow up tweet says: 'guys don’t worry i’m doing very well at age 23 with my non-terrorist girlfriend :)' :laughing:

Yep same person

She’s been radicalized because the capitalists ruined her show by stealing all the music.

She also has that "I'm about to be famous" look.

You don’t know they ruined that show by removing all the music off of it for copyright violations?

I was watching it online and was like wtf are they playing and almost all the songs that made it so fun originally are gone.

She has that Casey Anthony look.

More like that "I'm going to Guantanamo because I tried to sell secrets to the Russkies" look. She's in deep ****. That's espionage, borderline treason. Where's that gallows they had on Jan 6?

...for all the wrong reasons". lolyup

Best job ever

That’s like 20 grand a day for a geezer like me

Georgia man charged with scamming nearly $1 million from grocery store

Best job ever

He'll probably be making license plates for several years now. :jailed:

And Georgia prisons don't pay their inmates for their work.

Worst job ever

Free room and board!

Fuck
This
Shit



High school teachers deal with **** much more volatile than this. I mean **** this was nothing. NOTHING. So ****ing tired of this bull****. How the **** could you be that scared that you would fire your ****ing gun? That doesn’t even make any sense even if you have no training at all.

It's almost like people who want authority and a gun to feel powerful are actually pussies.

“ **** the police comin' straight from the underground
A Young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
**** that ****, 'cause I ain't the one
For a punk mother****er with a badge and a gun
To be beatin' on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell”

He should be tazed in the nuts and then shot three times. Fair's fair. They'd do far worse to him if he pulled that **** in Mexico.

Xenophobia! Racism! Africa!

Feds seize 284 fake sports championship rings from Florida memorabilia store
Fake ugly sports rings for sale.

The difference being that Biden isn't stoking stale fearmongering from 2001.