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SGR 01-31-2021 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2159864)
She is now... but who the **** even talks about her now? She was most famous when she made the transition from jail bait to barely legal and started twerking on stage for publicity

I thought she twerked for the artistic merit of the culture and history of ass-shaking?

jwb 01-31-2021 08:47 PM

If she had any real ambition she'd have made a sex tape with some random black guy

OccultHawk 01-31-2021 08:48 PM

I noticed her when she started taking selfies.

I was like “hi girl”


SGR 01-31-2021 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2159867)
If she had any real ambition she'd have made a sex tape with some random black guy

It worked out great for Kim, not sure what Miley's problem is.

OccultHawk 01-31-2021 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2159867)
If she had any real ambition she'd have made a sex tape with some random black guy

And me in blackface

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jwb 01-31-2021 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2159871)


Psy-Fi 02-02-2021 06:34 AM

San Francisco teacher writes in op-ed: Bernie Sanders’ mittens a ‘lesson in white privilege’

OccultHawk 02-02-2021 09:19 AM

Man if only the post knew some of the leftwing dogma I threw at my kids they’d be on my **** like a pit bull on a ribeye.

Trollheart 02-02-2021 09:48 AM

News Alert: FBI agents injured in shootout in Sunrise, Florida

FBI agents were involved in a shootout with a suspect in the Fort Lauderdale, Florida, area on Tuesday morning, according to a law enforcement official familiar with the incident.

An unclear number of agents have been injured, including with possible life-threatening injuries.


Hawk, you got an alibi? ;)

OccultHawk 02-02-2021 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2160145)
News Alert: FBI agents injured in shootout in Sunrise, Florida

FBI agents were involved in a shootout with a suspect in the Fort Lauderdale, Florida, area on Tuesday morning, according to a law enforcement official familiar with the incident.

An unclear number of agents have been injured, including with possible life-threatening injuries.


Hawk, you got an alibi? ;)

Yes. If I were in a town called “Sunrise” the only shot I would fire would be into my own gray matter.

Trollheart 02-03-2021 12:08 PM

Black fire board director rolled out of Missouri hospital and left to die in parking lot

Would this have happened if he had been white? Answers on a postcard please.

Cuthbert 02-03-2021 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2160364)
Black fire board director rolled out of Missouri hospital and left to die in parking lot

Would this have happened if he had been white? Answers on a postcard please.

Trollheart hospitals misdiagnose and make mistakes all the time. His race isn't relevant. Don't fall for these headlines.

Plankton 02-03-2021 12:47 PM

What about Cuthbert hospitals?

Cuthbert 02-03-2021 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2160371)
What about Cuthbert hospitals?

We've never misdiagnosed.

The Batlord 02-03-2021 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuthbert (Post 2160369)
Trollheart hospitals misdiagnose and make mistakes all the time. His race isn't relevant. Don't fall for these headlines.

Shut up, you are literally Karl Pilkington.

Cuthbert 02-03-2021 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2160373)
Shut up, you are literally Karl Pilkington.

Oh no you've got me there. I'm literally Karl Pilkington.

Trollheart 02-03-2021 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuthbert (Post 2160369)
Trollheart hospitals misdiagnose and make mistakes all the time. His race isn't relevant. Don't fall for these headlines.

Trollheart Hospitals, a division of Namakuto Heavy Machinery, will see you in court, sir.

The Batlord 02-03-2021 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuthbert (Post 2160374)
Oh no you've got me there. I'm literally Karl Pilkington.

Yes. You talk like you're eating marshmellows you got from inside your head.

Cuthbert 02-03-2021 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2160379)
Yes. You talk like you're eating marshmellows you got from inside your head.

:rolleyes:

If you believe this happened cos he's black you'll believe anything.

The Batlord 02-03-2021 01:27 PM

Didn't read it but I know you don't believe in racism cause you're a sheltered little Karl Pilkington who doesn't accept any ideas he doesn't immediately understand so your opinion is trash regardless.

Anteater 02-03-2021 01:38 PM

Bat's fixation on race is a little weird tbh.

Cuthbert 02-03-2021 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2160383)
Didn't read it but I know you don't believe in racism cause you're a sheltered little Karl Pilkington who doesn't accept any ideas he doesn't immediately understand so your opinion is trash regardless.

So you didn't read it but went on the attack anyway. What an absolutely bizarre and aggressive post :confused:

Going to assume you're on your tenth Steel Reserve so I'll leave it and talk to you tomorrow morning when you're only on your second you piss soaked tramp.

Marie Monday 02-03-2021 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuthbert (Post 2160388)
So you didn't read it but went on the attack anyway. What an absolutely bizarre and aggressive post :confused:

Going to assume you're on your tenth Steel Reserve so I'll leave it and talk to you tomorrow morning when you're only on your second you piss soaked tramp.

Whoa, cut it out. Bat is being his usual hotheaded self but his reaction didn't warrant a personal attack like this.

Exo 02-03-2021 02:03 PM

Yeah, Bats seems more like a Miller High Life guy to me.

OccultHawk 02-03-2021 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2160390)
Whoa, cut it out. Bat is being his usual hotheaded self but his reaction didn't warrant a personal attack like this.

Bat is personal non-stop

Only now he’s a mod kiss ass

Cuthbert 02-03-2021 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2160390)
Whoa, cut it out. Bat is being his usual hotheaded self but his reaction didn't warrant a personal attack like this.

Batlord started the personal attacks.

OccultHawk 02-03-2021 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Anteater (Post 2160385)
Bat's fixation on race is a little weird tbh.

Cause ain’t never had no POC (pussy of color)

The Batlord 02-03-2021 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuthbert (Post 2160388)
So you didn't read it but went on the attack anyway. What an absolutely bizarre and aggressive post :confused:

Going to assume you're on your tenth Steel Reserve so I'll leave it and talk to you tomorrow morning when you're only on your second you piss soaked tramp.

Stone cold sober, Karl.

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2160390)
Whoa, cut it out. Bat is being his usual hotheaded self but his reaction didn't warrant a personal attack like this.

I mean he likes posting anti-immigrant Pepe memes so I think I'm fine.

Marie Monday 02-03-2021 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2160394)
Bat is personal non-stop

Only now he’s a mod kiss ass

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Originally Posted by Cuthbert (Post 2160395)
Batlord started the personal attacks.

Don't be childish. Like you can't see the difference between calling someone a Karl Pilkington (had to google that guy, seems like a light insult) and a piss soaked tramp + implicitly calling them a drunkard too. When Bat's personal attacks go too far I call him out just the same.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2160402)
I mean he likes posting anti-immigrant Pepe memes so I think I'm fine.

Stop with the ****-stirring

OccultHawk 02-03-2021 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2160403)
Don't be childish. Like you can't see the difference between calling someone a Karl Pilkington (had to google that guy, seems like a light insult) and a piss soaked tramp + implicitly calling them a drunkard too. When Bat's personal attacks go too far I call him out just the same.

Stop with the ****-stirring

The newly PC Eddie Haskell is playing you like a cheap banjo.

Marie Monday 02-03-2021 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2160404)
The newly PC Eddie Haskell is playing you like a cheap banjo.

Not this **** again, I'm done with it. If you're still salty about the sexual boundary crossing issue then talk it out with me like a mature person. I think we should do that anyway. Else I'm gonna banjo ass someday.

(I'll show myself out)

OccultHawk 02-03-2021 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2160405)
Not this **** again, I'm done with it. If you're still salty about the sexual boundary crossing issue then talk it out with me like a mature person. I think we should do that anyway. Else I'm gonna banjo ass someday.

(I'll show myself out)

That was 10/10 Trollheating right there.

I’m not salty.

Well, my ding dong is salty, but not my feelings.

I know what he’s up to. He wants me to trip up and get the banhammer.

Needle away at members. Kiss mod ass. Trolling 101.

Believe me, Mr. RAC isn’t as tender as he’s playing.

The Batlord 02-03-2021 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2160403)
Stop with the ****-stirring

He consistently goes into any conversation about race saying that systemic racism and white privilege don't exist so when he comes in here saying racism couldn't have been a factor in something he's stirring ****. Even if he's right in this specific circumstance the only reason he's bothering to weigh in is the same thing as a Republican going outside, seeing that it's cold, and declaring global warming a hoax.

The Batlord 02-03-2021 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2160407)
That was 10/10 Trollheating right there.

I’m not salty.

Well, my ding dong is salty, but not my feelings.

I know what he’s up to. He wants me to trip up and get the banhammer.

Needle away at members. Kiss mod ass. Trolling 101.

Believe me, Mr. RAC isn’t as tender as he’s playing.

Needling you is it's own reward.

SGR 02-03-2021 03:07 PM

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OccultHawk 02-03-2021 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2160408)
He consistently goes into any conversation about race saying that systemic racism and white privilege don't exist so when he comes in here saying racism couldn't have been a factor in something he's stirring ****. Even if he's right in this specific circumstance the only reason he's bothering to weigh in is the same thing as a Republican going outside, seeing that it's cold, and declaring global warming a hoax.

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ribbons 02-03-2021 03:10 PM

I just found a cheap Miller High Life banjo for sale on the Goodwill site. No kidding. :laughing:

Marie Monday 02-03-2021 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2160407)
That was 10/10 Trollheating right there.

I’m not salty.

Well, my ding dong is salty, but not my feelings.

I know what he’s up to. He wants me to trip up and get the banhammer.

Needle away at members. Kiss mod ass. Trolling 101.

Believe me, Mr. RAC isn’t as tender as he’s playing.

I think you're being a bit paranoid. I'm not at all blind to Bat's provocations though, and I take them into account. I have my own ideas of what goes too far and I try to stick to them, regardless of circumstances (I mean hell, I love Cuthbert so it's not like I like to reprimand him) but I wouldn't go full assault on someone if I know they just snapped after being trolled. So don't worry about being banned because of that. I couldn't resist making that Trollheartesque pun about it though.

OccultHawk 02-03-2021 03:24 PM

lol

Tbh though I doubt that would’ve happened to a white man in Missouri who was complaining of chest pain

That’s just real talk

Missouri is a ****ed up for real

The University of Missouri is notoriously the most in your face racist school in America

Black kids play football in Mississippi because Missouri is too racist. I mean Ole Miss and Mississippi State aren’t exactly champions of equality but they do have a recruiting advantage over Missouri because of racial issues.

I’m not even mentioning Louisiana and Alabama because Auburn and Bama and LSU are so good they can afford to be racist but compared to Missouri they’re not.

ribbons 02-03-2021 03:26 PM

As a moderator Marie is as good as it gets. I don't know how she puts up with all of us and she does so with grace and maturity. You deserve a medal, Marie.


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