I completely got this confused with the other young child who recanted heavenly tales while in a coma.

I'm beginning to think this whole NDE thing may just be a load of malarkey.

More from Florida, the batshit crazy state:

Teen caught after posing as OB/GYN at hospital for month, fooling doctors | fox13now.com

How do you not get some sort of charge for that? Unreal.

I'm gonna act like a whackjob to get meds that i'll never take and whenever I feel like being a **** I'll just show them my full bottles.

Mother outraged after spotting

First it's "Happy Holidays" and now this. Get behind me Satan.

Eugenics is looking better and better every day.

Eugenics became a lost cause the moment you were able to reproduce. Even science can't control the vile you spread.

Don't worry, Batlord has taken care of the mating problem.

Yes, your mother gave me an STD, previously unknown to science, so virulent that the doctors had no choice but to amputate my testicles.

Speaking of amputated testicles...

Gurmeet Ram Rahim who ordered 400 followers to be castrated investigated for GBH | Daily Mail Online

Groin Shot At Tennis Game!

Ball Boy At The Australian Open Gets Hit In The Crotch By 121 MPH Serve

Spider Balls
Spider Bites Off Its Own Genitals After Sex

Jesus Criminal
'Jesus Bandit' Richard Leibman Performs Miracle Escapes To Elude Cops

Satan School Bus
Satan's School Bus Makes Mom Mad As Hell

What does some cult have to do with punk rock?

Interesting ideas:

How Your Cat Is Making You Crazy - The Atlantic

^^^^

One freaky looking dude!

Royal Marine's Liverpool FC tattoo reads 'You'll Never Walk' after operation to remove leg cuts off word - Mirror Online

I'm expecting to get shot down and criticised for this, I tried not to laugh but can't help it. The soccer man dem will get this a little more.

^^^

I'm not sure whether to be angered or amused that Yelp is a mafia extortion racket.

Semi-related: Netflix's Daredevil show premiers on April 10.

British man arrested for

Summary: British man kills German for filming his daughter (under the age of 8) on his iPad. This is in Spain btw.

Was a store manager from 1995 to 2011

Charles Manson wedding off after it emerges that fiancee Afton Elaine Burton 'just wanted his corpse for display' - People - News - The Independent
Love is dead, apparently.

Dude... I could've taken a picture of myself pretending to do something inappropriate to Charles Manson's corpse in a glass case. Damn it!

Prison life must be treating the old psycho right. For an 80 year old man, he doesn't look a day over 60.

This has happened to me so many times.

Manson has still got it. No wonder the Beatles ripped him off.

I used to walk into RS in the 80's and type "format c:" on their TRS display models. Good bye old friend.

lulz

$10,000 Ethernet Cable Claims Earth-Shattering Advancement In Audio Fidelity, If You

Noel Lee, the founder of Monster Cable, built a personal fortune of $100 million based on that sort of business model.

(that and suing anyone who tries to use any form of the word Monster as part of their brand)

Just because a fool and his money are soon parted doesn't mean you should take advantage of it. Shame on you Noel.

Copenhagen free speech debate shooting: One dead - BBC News

There is audio on that of the shots being fired during the speech.

Well, now it's quite obvious that people should use discretion when talking about free speech. If it's going to antagonize someone like that when talking about the freedom to express one's opinions then it would be irresponsible to do so. Wouldn't want to poke the bear. /satire

It's not a "Can't Believe" story, but it's dam funny. Weather is news right?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v...987467&fref=nf

That's awesome. I love that the band on his hat blends in with the green screen.

I'll bet it's green.

A year or so after Kurt Cobain died, I received a catalog from a memorabilia auction dealer. Most of the items were from various film, TV and rock music celebrities. There were several items (allegedly) from the estate of Kurt Cobain and the one that really stood out and stuck in my mind was a bent spoon which he supposedly used to cook heroin in before shooting up.

It is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.