Florida Man is the ultimate slur.

I didn't even see a lick, get eatin naziboy.

They had to turn somewhere when Chinaman fell out of fashion.

Social justice at NASCAR's forefront as new season begins (from @AP) https://apnews.com/article/3269f7d3c...9a915a6af9ba0c

NASCAR: The New Face of Liberalism

Tfw OH discovers Sargon in 2021.

Taught world history bitch

You're not going to impress me by reminding me of public school teachers.

That’s fair.

You don’t impress me with your zero credentials either

Credentials are toilet paper.

Stabbing Spree in Subway Leaves 2 Dead

Lot of attacks on the homeless lately.

A recurring feature of news media in the UK is that the banal events of the royal family are splashed across the headlines, as if to lift the hearts of a loyal nation. Occasionally it's a scandal, but more often it's some sycophantic article full of "ma'am"s or pics galore of the youngest royals: their first day at school, etc.

Yesterday, almost every newspaper's front page carried the same photo of Harry & Megan, with a short article cooing over their latest announcement. Sample headlines: "MEGnificent!" "Valentine's Day Joy: Baby No.2 On The Way!"

Oddly enough, it was only Britain's worst newspaper, The Daily Star, that raised a dissenting voice:-

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cp...91_star-nc.png

Not sure what it proves, but Psy-Fi's photo makes an interesting contrast, with a less-publicised pregnancy:

Perhaps it's a reminder that "Married Woman Becomes Pregnant" isn't a particularly startling item of news, so perhaps I should've posted this in the Wow I Can't Believe That News Coverage Thread instead.

"I'm having another nipper"

:laughing:

Congrats to the lucky couple.

Although no reputable lawyer wants Trump as a client, the legal profession as a whole must love the way he generates so much business for them.

After all those Stop The Steal lawsuits went nowhere, the quantity of lawsuits against the main protagonists of that discredited campaign continues to grow: Guilliani & that lady channeling the ghost of Hugo Chavez are being sued, and here's another flurry of litigation:-

:laughing: :clap:

ftfy

Alright, home state, I see you.

Virginia lawmakers down to the wire on key marijuana bill

Virginia lawmakers vote to abolish the death penalty

Gmail?

Che Gmaila.

Stupid link. :(
Sorry...


CNN
News Alert: Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy sentenced to jail in historic ruling
A French court on Monday sentenced former President Nicolas Sarkozy to three years in prison for corruption and influence peddling, but suspended two years of the sentence.

President from 2007 to 2012, he was found guilty of trying to illegally obtain information from a senior magistrate in 2014 about an ongoing investigation into his campaign finances.

The judge said Sarkozy did not need to serve time in jail. He could serve the sentence by wearing an electronic bracelet at home.

The 66-year-old is the first president to have been sentenced to jail in France's modern history.

Ok great, but I'm so pissed the bastard doesn't actually have to go to jail. And what the hell did they suspend 2 of the 3 years for?

I saw that, had to laugh really.

Why do you think?

It was more of a rhetorical question

In honour of our missing comrade...
https://library.tarvalon.net/images/...llotine_PM.gif

Burger King's International Women's Day campaign decried for sexism

I'm on BK's team on this one. People really need to learn to listen to an explanation instead of grabbing pitchforks with their hands over their ears. BK is all like "No, see, we did this on purpose because kitchens are male dominated and we feel that women are great chefs and belong in the same rooms as males" and the public just says "NAHHH THAT SH*T SOUNDS BAD".

F*ck that. I'm pro BK here.

Join me in buying burger king for all three meals to save sensibility from the wreckless twitter mob of a few dozen teenagers.

I mean, I already do that so Charles doesn't get laid off due to a dip in company profits.

:laughing:

It's just an extremely lame form of advertising