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Old 11-21-2017, 09:58 AM   #8281 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2017, 10:58 AM   #8282 (permalink)
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Interstellar Object Confirmed To Be From Another Solar System

This is pretty cool, but the artist's depiction looks like a petrified piece of shit.
^ HaHa! Yes, it's incredible, but disappointing at the same time.

And I have a suspicion that when we discover extra-terrestrial life, it'll be the same story; Wow! Look at this worm which is indistinguishable from the common earthworm! It's from planet X.
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Old 11-21-2017, 11:05 AM   #8283 (permalink)
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^ HaHa! Yes, it's incredible, but disappointing at the same time.

And I have a suspicion that when we discover extra-terrestrial life, it'll be the same story; Wow! Look at this worm which is indistinguishable from the common earthworm! It's from planet X.
You'll still be laughing when its laser eyes slice into your brain.
Edited version: Alright then: nearly indistinguishable from the common earthworm!
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Old 11-21-2017, 05:49 PM   #8284 (permalink)
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What the ****, Uber? You can get hacked but you sure as hell need to tell people!

In late 2016, two people outside the company accessed the personal information of 57 million Uber users including names, email addresses and phone numbers, the company said. Hackers also accessed driver's license numbers of around 600,000 drivers in the United States. The 600,000 was included in the total number of affected users.

The company did not alert victims or regulators of the breach when they discovered it happened.
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Old 11-22-2017, 05:52 PM   #8285 (permalink)
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A travel ban. To North Korea. Who goes to North Korea? More proof that N. Korea basically does what it wants and whatever America says is nothing but empty words unless China gives us the thumbs up that it will never give. N. Korea has basically won the propaganda war even against non-N. Koreans. They've ****ing beat us especially now that they have nukes.

Watching Trump posture to a regime that has made its career off of posturing is like watching two peacocks dickwave at each other. Which is all we've been doing for years anyway, but with Trump it's especially cringey and hilarious. Never. ****ing. Go. To North Korea. For any reason whatsoever. Should've been obvious tbh.

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Old 11-22-2017, 06:15 PM   #8286 (permalink)
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A travel ban. To North Korea. Who goes to North Korea? More proof that N. Korea basically does what it wants and whatever America says is nothing but empty words unless China gives us the thumbs up that it will never give. N. Korea has basically won the propaganda war even against non-N. Koreans. They've ****ing beat us especially now that they have nukes.

Watching Trump posture to a regime that has made its career off of posturing is like watching two peacocks dickwave at each other. Which is all we've been doing for years anyway, but with Trump it's especially cringey and hilarious. Never. ****ing. Go. To North Korea. For any reason whatsoever. Should've been obvious tbh.

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Old 11-23-2017, 05:51 AM   #8289 (permalink)
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At least 45 Pennsylvania teachers quit citing violence, ‘unprecedented misbehavior’ | KFOR.com

Examples of how openly corrupt public schools are in America.
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Old 11-23-2017, 02:16 PM   #8290 (permalink)
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