The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Trollheart · 11-23-2017, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

****ing Drunken Wasted. Turkey is brining. My brain is also brining.

Dinner is going to be absolutely AMAZING!!!!

Brining?

Trollheart · 11-23-2017, 04:23 PM

Man from Tinder was like a monster

Read it and tell me if YOU can figure out why she went to meet the ****, when she was so scared of him on Tinder? There's no excuse for his behaviour, of course, but for ****'s sake: she walked right into it, when she had already correctly pegged him as someone only interested in sex. Bit of common sense, yeah?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-24-2017, 01:48 AM

Bangladeshi village burned down after 'Prophet Mohammed insulted' in resident's Facebook post

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-24-2017, 01:57 AM

And in other news, Robinho just got nine years for rape.

Robinho: Brazil striker given prison sentence for 2013 rape - BBC Sport

OccultHawk · 11-24-2017, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Man from Tinder was like a monster

Read it and tell me if YOU can figure out why she went to meet the ****, when she was so scared of him on Tinder? There's no excuse for his behaviour, of course, but for ****'s sake: she walked right into it, when she had already correctly pegged him as someone only interested in sex. Bit of common sense, yeah?

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At one point the woman said "you just want sex, it makes me scared". The jury were told the defendant replied: "No I don't just want this. I want to meet and be friends too".

Rape fantasies?

OccultHawk · 11-24-2017, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Bangladeshi village burned down after 'Prophet Mohammed insulted' in resident's Facebook post

lol

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More than 30 houses were set alight in the Rangpur Sadar upazila (district) following the man’s alleged defamation of the religious figure on social media.

The mob reportedly emerged from a crowd of 20,000 people who had gathered from six or seven neighbouring Muslim villages. Anger started to grow after a local Muslim businessman lodged a complaint with the police about the alleged Facebook post.

Meanwhile in Myanmar they’re thinking an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Either the Special Olympics were having a huge event in Bangladesh or Islam is the religion of retards. 20,000 people lol.

Psy-Fi · 11-24-2017, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Man from Tinder was like a monster

Read it and tell me if YOU can figure out why she went to meet the ****, when she was so scared of him on Tinder? There's no excuse for his behaviour, of course, but for ****'s sake: she walked right into it, when she had already correctly pegged him as someone only interested in sex. Bit of common sense, yeah?

Perhaps she was looking for a bit of excitement, mystery, and intrigue in her life.

The Man from T.I.N.D.E.R.

Trollheart · 11-24-2017, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Rape fantasies?

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Perhaps she was looking for a bit of excitement, mystery, and intrigue in her life.

The Man from T.I.N.D.E.R.

Yeah. My point is, without being insensitive towards her (she doesn't seem to have been actually assaulted, so, you know...) or condoning his behaviour, was she not being a ****ing retard by going to meet him, and if so, does she deserve that much sympathy, when it was quite clear the chances of this happening were about as high as Batty being first in line to see the new Justice League film?

OccultHawk · 11-24-2017, 10:17 AM

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...aby/892112001/

lol @ America

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Thanksgiving night fights shut down Alabama mall, shoe reportedly hit baby

Chula Vista · 11-24-2017, 10:25 AM

13 quotes from Trump's Thanksgiving day speech at a Coast Guard station.

1. "But if you were looking at it as a brand, there's no brand that went up more than the Coast Guard, with what happened in Texas."
The Coast Guard brand has never been higher! We are moving all sorts of Coast Guard merch right now!

2. "You saved 16,000 lives -- nobody knows that -- 16,000 lives."
Trump routinely cites this 16,000 number. I couldn't find where he gets it, however. The closest I came was this piece from September that says the Coast Guard rescued just north of 11,000 people in the wake of Hurricane Harvey.

3. "That was a big water job, right? It kept coming in and going back."
Trump on Hurricane Harvey aka "a big water job."

4. "I think that there is no brand, of any kind -- I'm not just talking about a military brand -- that has gone up more than the Coast Guard."
These Coast Guard hats are flying off the shelves! Same with the Coast Guard inflatable anchors!

5. "I still haven't figured out how people take their boats out into a hurricane."
Same.

6. "I don't know -- I mean, they go out in a boat and they think, I guess, they're -- you know, they've got a wonderful boat, they've had it for years, it can weather anything."
I christen thee the Flying Wasp!

7. "Now, should we leave the media here to do the questions? Or should we tell them to leave?"
Ha ha ha! Oh wait, the free and independent press is the bedrock of democracy.

8. "And it's nice that you're working for something that's really starting to work."
Sort of a remarkable statement here by Trump. What he's insinuating is that the military wasn't working under President Barack Obama but is back to working now with him in charge. Happy Thanksgiving!

9. "Your whole, long life, the stock market is higher than it's ever been. And that means your 401(k), all of the things that you have, whether it's -- even if you're in the military, you have a country that's really starting to turn."
According to the pool report, Trump was pointing at a small boy when he said this. Kids are always thinking about their 401(k)s, right?

10."I was asking the Air Force guys, I said, how good is this plane? They said, well, sir, you can't see it. I said, yeah, but in a fight -- you know, a fight -- like I watch in the movies -- they fight, they're fighting. How good is this?"
"A fight -- like I watch in the movies."
No words.

11. Even if it's right next to it, it can't see it. I said, that helps. That's a good thing."
Trump's right. If I could have any super power, I think I would choose invisibility. Or maybe mind-reading. Or a tub of glue I shoot at people.

12. "You know, when we sell to other countries, even if they're allies -- you never know about an ally. An ally can turn."
Hey allies! We are watching you! And we don't trust you! Eyes on you, Australia.

13. "A little bit -- keep a little bit -- keep about 10% in the bag, because what we have -- nobody has like what we have, and that's what we're doing."
I ALWAYS "keep about 10% in the bag."

11-23-2017, 04:23 PM	#8292 (permalink)
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11-24-2017, 10:25 AM	#8300 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	13 quotes from Trump's Thanksgiving day speech at a Coast Guard station. 1. "But if you were looking at it as a brand, there's no brand that went up more than the Coast Guard, with what happened in Texas." The Coast Guard brand has never been higher! We are moving all sorts of Coast Guard merch right now! 2. "You saved 16,000 lives -- nobody knows that -- 16,000 lives." Trump routinely cites this 16,000 number. I couldn't find where he gets it, however. The closest I came was this piece from September that says the Coast Guard rescued just north of 11,000 people in the wake of Hurricane Harvey. 3. "That was a big water job, right? It kept coming in and going back." Trump on Hurricane Harvey aka "a big water job." 4. "I think that there is no brand, of any kind -- I'm not just talking about a military brand -- that has gone up more than the Coast Guard." These Coast Guard hats are flying off the shelves! Same with the Coast Guard inflatable anchors! 5. "I still haven't figured out how people take their boats out into a hurricane." Same. 6. "I don't know -- I mean, they go out in a boat and they think, I guess, they're -- you know, they've got a wonderful boat, they've had it for years, it can weather anything." I christen thee the Flying Wasp! 7. "Now, should we leave the media here to do the questions? Or should we tell them to leave?" Ha ha ha! Oh wait, the free and independent press is the bedrock of democracy. 8. "And it's nice that you're working for something that's really starting to work." Sort of a remarkable statement here by Trump. What he's insinuating is that the military wasn't working under President Barack Obama but is back to working now with him in charge. Happy Thanksgiving! 9. "Your whole, long life, the stock market is higher than it's ever been. And that means your 401(k), all of the things that you have, whether it's -- even if you're in the military, you have a country that's really starting to turn." According to the pool report, Trump was pointing at a small boy when he said this. Kids are always thinking about their 401(k)s, right? 10."I was asking the Air Force guys, I said, how good is this plane? They said, well, sir, you can't see it. I said, yeah, but in a fight -- you know, a fight -- like I watch in the movies -- they fight, they're fighting. How good is this?" "A fight -- like I watch in the movies." No words. 11. Even if it's right next to it, it can't see it. I said, that helps. That's a good thing." Trump's right. If I could have any super power, I think I would choose invisibility. Or maybe mind-reading. Or a tub of glue I shoot at people. 12. "You know, when we sell to other countries, even if they're allies -- you never know about an ally. An ally can turn." Hey allies! We are watching you! And we don't trust you! Eyes on you, Australia. 13. "A little bit -- keep a little bit -- keep about 10% in the bag, because what we have -- nobody has like what we have, and that's what we're doing." I ALWAYS "keep about 10% in the bag." __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

11-24-2017, 01:48 AM	#8293 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Bangladeshi village burned down after 'Prophet Mohammed insulted' in resident's Facebook post

11-24-2017, 01:57 AM	#8294 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	And in other news, Robinho just got nine years for rape. Robinho: Brazil striker given prison sentence for 2013 rape - BBC Sport