Then leave.

*sighs*

You simply can't help yourself. There's pills that help with compulsion.

Maybe check them out? Just saying.

You told me to leave, which I'm not doing so I recommended that you do so instead since you're not feeling up to frequenting the same forum as I do today.

I'll even give you a rec https://www.facebook.com/LedZepUFP/

You can probably post there without criticism.

Anyway, more boredom pills wear off after a couple of hours and I try not to reup while at work.

You hang up

No YOU hang up

I’m gonna hang up

Ok on three

One two three

Can I just listen to you breathe for a while

Ok baby

...


...


...

are you still there

Yes

I just want to say I love you

I love you too

Ok we really should say goodbye

Ok you hang up first

No you

What dafuq? You HUNG UP!!!!!! :mad:

Expected a link to Jesus the Carpenter then, would have been funny as fuck.:D

^ :laughing: Brilliant!

I was going to suggest that they could both put each other on ignore for a while, but that would spoil the fun all round.

I'm not allowed to put him on ignore because of his Mod status. I so wish I could. God, I so wish I could.

He should put me on ignore. But he won't because he simply loves jacking off while coming up with responses that will get under my skin as deeply as possible. His life is really that devoid.

Frowny: Put me on your ignore list (there's plenty of other mods to monitor my activity).

I dare you. I realize it would hurt your sex life, but it's the right thing to do.

*which is exactly why he won't do it*

Pass. My turn! I dare you to find a place that's more your speed than MB.