Wayfarer

Right, but why should I have to do it? What if, the night before, I was eating my girlfriend out following an evening of Chinese food and accidentally threw up egg foo yong all over her vagina and she freaked out and started batting me over the head with an illuminated lamp and set my hair on fire and caused me to spend the next several hours at the hospital and so I really wasn't in the mood for personal reflection? I think one of the most respectful things we can do for the dead is do away with rather than perpetuate as many cretinous and unsought traditions/rituals that they unfortunately had to endure throughout their miserable existences as possible, don't you?