The scariest ****ing thing you've ever seen.

**Janszoon** · 06-04-2010, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

When I was a teenager I worked at a hobby farm for children, they had parties and stuff, tractor rides and animal petting, all that kind of crap.

One of my jobs was cleaning the toilets there, it was pretty disgusting. One day I went in them and I found a pair of pants, a t-shirt, and a pair of socks on the floor completely covered in shit. It was disgusting. I refused to clean it up.

Nasty.

I used to clean toilets at Disney World. I can sympathize.

Freebase Dali · 06-04-2010, 08:31 PM

You haven't seen a shit-covered bathroom stall until you've seen feces on the ceiling, stall walls, entire toilet, floor, INSIDE the door latch hole...

Envision a stick of dynamite exploding in a small space while stuck inside a 5-gallon bucket of diarrhea and only about 10 minutes old....

THAT's what I saw. No... EXPERIENCED.
I still can't explain how it happened.

Astronomer · 06-04-2010, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You haven't seen a shit-covered bathroom stall until you've seen feces on the ceiling, stall walls, entire toilet, floor, INSIDE the door latch hole...

Envision a stick of dynamite exploding in a small space while stuck inside a 5-gallon bucket of diarrhea and only about 10 minutes old....

THAT's what I saw. No... EXPERIENCED.
I still can't explain how it happened.

That is so gross. Inside the door latch hole even... how the hell does that happen?!

**Janszoon** · 06-04-2010, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You haven't seen a shit-covered bathroom stall until you've seen feces on the ceiling, stall walls, entire toilet, floor, INSIDE the door latch hole...

Envision a stick of dynamite exploding in a small space while stuck inside a 5-gallon bucket of diarrhea and only about 10 minutes old....

THAT's what I saw. No... EXPERIENCED.
I still can't explain how it happened.

Maybe someone put a stick of dynamite inside a 5-gallon bucket of 10 minute old diarrhea?

Freebase Dali · 06-04-2010, 08:37 PM

@ Kate
I don't know. It was, incidentally, the first thing I noticed when I opened the stall door. The latch hole had diarrhea in it... weird... then when I opened the door all the way and began to step inside.... the horror and enormity of sheer terror hit me full force and assaulted all 5 senses.
I think I would have been less distraught if it had been blood and innards splattered everywhere.

**Janszoon** · 06-04-2010, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

... the horror and enormity of sheer terror hit me full force and assaulted all 5 senses.

You mean you tasted it too?! Ew.

Freebase Dali · 06-04-2010, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

You mean you tasted it too?! Ew.

Of course!
You don't taste 10-minute-old 5-gallon bucket dynamite exploded surrounding-splattered diarrhea?

No really... ever smelled something so gross you could practically taste it?

Dr.Seussicide · 06-04-2010, 08:47 PM

Well... scent is associated with taste... scientifically speaking...

Astronomer · 06-04-2010, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Of course!
You don't taste 10-minute-old 5-gallon bucket dynamite exploded surrounding-splattered diarrhea?

No really... ever smelled something so gross you could practically taste it?

Well technically, the sense of smell works by teeny tiny little poo particles going into your nose. So when you smell shit, it's because there are particles of shit floating into your nose.

So no doubt they floated into your mouth, too.

**Janszoon** · 06-04-2010, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

No really... ever smelled something so gross you could practically taste it?

Yes. Yes, I have. Pretty recently in fact. It was a client of mine's breath, which I unfortunately had to endure for a good half an hour sitting in front of a computer with him. I was literally stifling gagging the entire time. The best description I can give of the aroma is a dirty diaper full of vomit, and I felt like I could still smell it on my clothes hours after he left.

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Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	You haven't seen a shit-covered bathroom stall until you've seen feces on the ceiling, stall walls, entire toilet, floor, INSIDE the door latch hole... Envision a stick of dynamite exploding in a small space while stuck inside a 5-gallon bucket of diarrhea and only about 10 minutes old.... THAT's what I saw. No... EXPERIENCED. I still can't explain how it happened.

06-04-2010, 08:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	@ Kate I don't know. It was, incidentally, the first thing I noticed when I opened the stall door. The latch hole had diarrhea in it... weird... then when I opened the door all the way and began to step inside.... the horror and enormity of sheer terror hit me full force and assaulted all 5 senses. I think I would have been less distraught if it had been blood and innards splattered everywhere.