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Old 09-22-2010, 06:34 AM   #11 (permalink)
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everything that he said woman can't do are things that women usually do better than men

women are (usually) smarter than men, but women only show off in front of other women, because men are scared of people smarter than themselves.
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Old 09-30-2010, 09:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Ok, so men invented electricity. And what did you invent, Mr. Masterson? Oh, wait... You've never invented or contributed anything? I thought you were a man...
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ok, so men invented electricity. And what did you invent, Mr. Masterson? Oh, wait... You've never invented or contributed anything? I thought you were a man...
he's not a man he's **** masterson
men aren't stupid enough to say what **** masterson said and still expect to get laid, but **** masterson is.
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:56 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Hahahaha, this is hilarious. I'm sure it's a big joke and from those 10 reasons, it seems to be a joke more on men than on women, especially this part:

"3. Boys destroy things

The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
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Old 10-04-2010, 02:22 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Hahahaha, this is hilarious. I'm sure it's a big joke and from those 10 reasons, it seems to be a joke more on men than on women, especially this part:

"[I]3. Boys destroy things
Had I not heard the same argument voiced by Boyd Rice, I would not have believed it to be serious.
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Old 10-04-2010, 05:07 AM   #17 (permalink)
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he's not a man he's **** masterson
men aren't stupid enough to say what **** masterson said and still expect to get laid, but **** masterson is.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:11 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Had I not heard the same argument voiced by Boyd Rice, I would not have believed it to be serious.
Maybe Boyd Rice shouldn't be taken seriously either.
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:51 AM   #19 (permalink)
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omg, what did I just view (and read)?

This must be the lamest thing ever that it's really hard to get offended. Actually, one could only admire his...admire his, well, whatever you'd call it. I almost said "hats off to you mate, well done!".
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Old 10-20-2010, 01:19 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Do you guys actually take him seriously? Lol, he's completely trolling.
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