rapture begins may 21st

Burning Down · 05-19-2011, 05:48 PM

A funny article regarding the REM song "It's The End Of The World As We Know It":

'It's the End of the World as We Know It' (an Apology to R.E.M.), Christian News

crukster · 05-19-2011, 05:53 PM

DO you not find it interesting though, how if you look at all that crap about the end of the Mayan calender, one interpretation was that it's not the end of the world, but it's like burning down wrote end of the world as we KNOW IT - the idea was the sun will enter a new phase/new stage.

Maybe thats what the rapture means too...maybe the sun will enter a new stage...and people who cant cope will like...go mad or some ****. And maybe we will evolve like...

SOLAR PANELS on our head

...and live forever...

Howard the Duck · 05-19-2011, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by billyjerome

What if Jesus loses the battle?

Jesus don lose

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Originally Posted by Skaligojurah

Naw, he's going to win. He's going to break out the window, and have Lucifer sucked into space. Because, Lucifer killed his father. But, right before, Lucifer will go "Jesus, Jesus, I am your father".

nah, Lucifer will ask the Antichrist to bring young Seawalker to him to lead him to the dark side, but the Antichrist is actually Seawalker's father, and rebels against Lucifer, who is actually Seawalker's grandfather

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

How can someone who's given his whole plan away already to everyone on Earth lose?

mught be Lucifer is a saboteur master

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Originally Posted by crukster

Oh man. I'm expecting an interview for a job as a grave digger in like...9 days.

This bull**** is gonna put me out of business.

look on the bright side - Sean Connery was a gravedigger, so was Phil Oakey from the Human League

and no, you'd have a lot of graves to dig before the rapture

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Originally Posted by crukster

Who knows. Maybe it refers to a new stage of revolution in Human Society, something like the industrial revolution. Maybe as a result of our raping of the Earth, we'll set into motion a chain reaction of atomic elements which result in it's burning destruction, and we'll have to build spaceships to escape it, thus rocketing into a new age. And only those who are able to provide a solid and neccessary service to the "New World" will be allowed onto the spaceships.

Or maybe God is gonna use a float ray. Don't question God. It's BLASPHEMOUS

tractor beam is what I'm thinking

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Originally Posted by crukster

DO you not find it interesting though, how if you look at all that crap about the end of the Mayan calender, one interpretation was that it's not the end of the world, but it's like burning down wrote end of the world as we KNOW IT - the idea was the sun will enter a new phase/new stage.

Maybe thats what the rapture means too...maybe the sun will enter a new stage...and people who cant cope will like...go mad or some ****. And maybe we will evolve like...

SOLAR PANELS on our head

...and live forever...

green antennae so's we can communicate telepathically

Sparky · 05-19-2011, 11:41 PM

Okay guys, just letting you know it will be 6:00 PM on Satzurday

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This will give me just enough time to squeeze in jerseyliscious<3

~~The Virgin~~ · 05-20-2011, 12:46 AM

oh my God, our Saturday starts earlier here in the Philippines than there in the US. Does it mean will get raptured first?

Sparky · 05-20-2011, 01:24 AM

I think the rapture is just an american thing, but im not totally sure.

~~The Virgin~~ · 05-20-2011, 01:29 AM

if that's the case then it's a great news. rapture only for America, how wonderful.

Howard the Duck · 05-20-2011, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by matious

I think the rapture is just an american thing, but im not totally sure.

worldwide, bro, worldwide

Sparky · 05-20-2011, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Virgin

if that's the case then it's a great news. rapture only for America, how wonderful.

I don't know ask a local priest

unless he's too busy killing vampires!

~~The Virgin~~ · 05-20-2011, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

worldwide, bro, worldwide

but if it's worldwide, who'se date shall be applied? i mean, in for instance here in the Philippines, our Saturday is 12 hours ahead than Saturday in the US. once our Saturday starts here and we'll begin our rapture, does it mean the US will also begin their rapture even though technically, it is still Friday in your country?

05-19-2011, 05:48 PM	#91 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	A funny article regarding the REM song "It's The End Of The World As We Know It": 'It's the End of the World as We Know It' (an Apology to R.E.M.), Christian News

05-19-2011, 05:53 PM	#92 (permalink)
crukster Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 181	DO you not find it interesting though, how if you look at all that crap about the end of the Mayan calender, one interpretation was that it's not the end of the world, but it's like burning down wrote end of the world as we KNOW IT - the idea was the sun will enter a new phase/new stage. Maybe thats what the rapture means too...maybe the sun will enter a new stage...and people who cant cope will like...go mad or some ****. And maybe we will evolve like... SOLAR PANELS on our head ...and live forever...

05-19-2011, 11:41 PM	#94 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	Okay guys, just letting you know it will be 6:00 PM on Satzurday ! This will give me just enough time to squeeze in jerseyliscious<3

05-20-2011, 12:46 AM	#95 (permalink)
~~The Virgin~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cebu, Philippines Posts: 677	oh my God, our Saturday starts earlier here in the Philippines than there in the US. Does it mean will get raptured first?

05-20-2011, 01:24 AM	#96 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	I think the rapture is just an american thing, but im not totally sure.

05-20-2011, 01:29 AM	#97 (permalink)
~~The Virgin~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cebu, Philippines Posts: 677	if that's the case then it's a great news. rapture only for America, how wonderful.