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Old 05-18-2011, 10:25 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2011, 10:31 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Not really a love triangle... Joseph was the head slave in his master Potiphar's household and had earned a great deal of respect from Potiphar. One day Potiphar's wife makes a pass at Joseph and he refuses. Potiphar's wife tells Potiphar that Joseph tried to rape her and he goes after Joseph and throws him in prison.
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Old 05-18-2011, 10:35 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Thats sounds about right...to bad he wasnt a big time sports hero. Then he could have just done some community service and forgot the whole thing.
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Old 05-18-2011, 10:41 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Thats sounds about right...to bad he wasnt a big time sports hero. Then he could have just done some community service and forgot the whole thing.
That joke is kinda out of place by nonetheless.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:52 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Old testament farts must smell really rank by now I bet...thats one cool thing..lol
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Old 05-19-2011, 04:41 AM   #56 (permalink)
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The Old Testament (Torah) is not a bad read though. There's only 5 books: Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy - the Five Books of Moses.
Leviticus and Dueteronomy are horribly difficult to get through, but they're a militant atheist's wet dream.

I really like the story of Moses freeing the Jews in Genesis, though. Amazingly creative storytelling, and cultural use of it's greek storytelling foundations.
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how can you effin' have a "rapture" when you haven't effin' have a "tribulation" yet?
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:50 AM   #58 (permalink)
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how can you effin' have a "rapture" when you haven't effin' have a "tribulation" yet?
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If you believe the 89-year-old California radio preacher Harold Camping, the world will end on May 21 with a rolling series of worldwide earthquakes, followed by the Rapture, when all true Christians will join Christ in the air; the Tribulation, when a demonic figure, the Antichrist, will impose his bloody global dictatorship; and the Battle of Armageddon, when Christ and the raptured saints will destroy the Antichrist and his deluded followers.
LINK: May 21: Doomsday A User's Guide - Speakeasy - WSJ

So according to Harold Camping, the tribulation period is supposed to happen soon after true Christians are rescued by Jesus Christ up to heaven. Then the rest of us will be considered followers of the Antichrist, and subsequently obliterated by Christ and his followers.
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as long as you love your fellowmen and you did not hurt someone along the way, your soul is saved..i believe
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Old 05-19-2011, 09:01 AM   #60 (permalink)
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as long as you love your fellowmen and you did not hurt someone along the way, your soul is saved..i believe
Well, only if you're Christian, it seems.
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