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Old 12-07-2012, 09:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So, I read this story about this cripple who went around, armed with nothing but his wheelchair, link, making millions.

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I was highly insulted by a Jehova's Witness because he showed me a pamphlet about being ressurected and how there would be no more illness or deformaties. Well I have friends that have severe phyical handicaps and those are the most happy, complete people I have ever known. The best man at my wedding had his legs cut off by a train. That guy is the most proactive person I have ever met. He swims and skis, he rides bikes and jogs, he works all the time. You can't tell there's a thing wrong with him. God gave him the spirit to overcome what happened to him. I told the old JW that my friend had already been reborn and 'fixed', there was nothing at all wrong with him. He was fine just the way he was.
...yet the above is the typical **** you hear about these critters.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So, what exactly are you trying to say HHBP?
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So some fat people have to go further to buy a burger. I thought you would have approved of that.
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So some fat people have to go further to buy a burger. I thought you would have approved of that.
Not anymore, McDonalds does delivery now.
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Not anymore, McDonalds does delivery now.
So, the hour old burgers fresh off the heat lamps aren't even warm by the time you get them? What a brilliant idea.
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So, the hour old burgers fresh off the heat lamps aren't even warm by the time you get them? What a brilliant idea.
Just like McDonalds, you get your burgers piping hot from the microwave
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Not anymore, McDonalds does delivery now.
The nearest McDonalds is over 100 miles from here, I wonder how much they charge for delivery.
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The nearest McDonalds is over 100 miles from here, I wonder how much they charge for delivery.
Depends on how hot the delivery girl is.
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Depends on how hot the delivery girl is.
I'm guessing not very, this is McDonalds.

although if she's passable I might have a taste of her McMuffin.
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Depends on how hot the delivery girl is.
That'd be a solid way to run an escort service.

Call up McDonalds and any order coming from more than 100 miles away is a cryptic message for "I want a fun night".

For the BBW lovers, "can you supersize that?"
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