Frownland

I'd take it off when I go to bed so that I wouldn't wake up with morning wood. I prefer to sleep for about two hours longer than it allows me. That and when I want to focus on schoolwork and use the internet to research instead of using it for things that my genetalia would much prefer to do. I'd also take it on a leash for walks regularly, like a pet.

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