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Man, even I didn't go for that obvious a joke. Somebody wake me up when Paul's a worthy opponent again.

I guess Plankton will be betting a niece of this as will.

Dam straight.

BL needs to have some BS and see if he's worthy.

The war on thanksgiving is won by the turkey. Raise your wattles in pride my brothers, your day has come.

you guys remind me of that old washed up boxer you might catch at the gym who still brags about winning the golden gloves tournament in 1976.

Couple of huge breasts cut from the bone that will brine overnight in my secret sauce.

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I love marinating huge breasts in my secret sauce.

Haven't celebrated thanksgiving for the past 3 years because I work in a 24 hour facility and happen to always be scheduled on days thanksgiving falls on. My family probably cracks plenty of black sheep jokes in my absence.

Why state the obvious? Seriously, why? :D

Cause I just can't help myself. It's a blessing... and a curse.

your family sounds pretty racist

judgmental? yes.
racist? probably to some degree that none of them will admit to.

The side of my family I usually visit live in meth country, Indiana and like to kill the things we eat on Thanksgiving. It's around this time of the year that I find myself thankful for alcohol and the fact that I'm adopted.

I feel like every decent 1st word citizen, regardless of race and class, is thankful for alcohol on Thanksgiving.

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even for those who adore our extended families, hanging around a bunch of people is tiring and made infinitely easier with alcohol.

Fixed.

:laughing: I can't argue with that. I really can't.

Cheers Lil. (And Ki) Happy Turkey Day!

:beer::beer:

Just picked up 2 bottles of wine for tomorrow, most of which I will be drinking myself I'm sure. Only way to handle this particular house full of people. One of the wines is this Dark side of the moon brand. May taste like Ass but I'm a sucker for the label:

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That's awesome Moss. Cheers.

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that was just a corny joke you didn't get based on the black sheep ****.

I'm just pissed I live in an Irish family of non-drunks. Sometimes, one or two of them will have a couple beers at a family gathering, but that's it. WTF?! You're Irish! And none of us really like family gatherings, so you can't tell me it wouldn't help! **** you people, I'm cracking a few, and if you don't like it, then I'll tell you where to put the stuffing.

I got the obvious joke but bypassed it order to complain about my family.

Stuff it. Stuff it reeel good.

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country people are weird i keep hearing gun shots today for some reason.

Kicked the night off with a WWII tank battle documentary marathon. Then some dead turkey flesh, stuffing, sweet potato casserole, and a couple of Milwaukee's finest Beasts to wash it all down. Now I shall lay down and die.

Oh, right. It was Thanksgiving. Oops. Forgot.

Thats the way to do it right there.

I did a crapload of driving, had a blast, ate pretty much the same as you of course, then another crapload of driving, now it's miller time. Death awaits.

Finally something that can conquer The Batlord.

German Panzer VI Tiger tanks are no match for sweet potatoes with marshmallow.

Shredded leftover turkey mixed with leftover stuffing, potatoes, and gravy put between pie crusts and baking in the oven. We do these every year although this is the first year I've put them together.

Might even be better than the actual meal a couple of days ago.

^^^

I'm far too lazy for all that, but I will say that giant, turkey sandwiches made from leftovers are better than the turkey from Thanksgiving.

All the panetonne on sale... ****in yum.

And the man making something similar to your thing Chula, except we do a soup with the turkey and some veggies and dip pie crust chips into it. Basically pot pie dip.

And a bunch of Vernor's and chocolate ice cream for Boston Coolers.

And Jersey Boys and The Giver from the video store.

Its gonna be a fat, phat night.

You'll like Jersey Boys. It's full of great music and foul language. Really inaccurate though.

It's the only movie I've ever been to where the entire audience burst into applause at the end.

That sounds killer.

Pies out of the oven and the house smells ridiculous!

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