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Old 11-13-2014, 07:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default War on Thanksgiving

Have you noticed that Christmas is coming earlier each year? Seems especially early to me this year. November is the month of Thanksgiving, let Christmas wait its turn. That fat Santa fuck will be eating his cookies soon, let's make it more about becoming an even fatter fuck than Santa (Satan? Oh shit). It just goes to show that the priorities of the nation are materialistic. You care more about getting free shit and eating a shitload and fattening yourself up more than just the fattening yourself up part? You get to do it twice, motherfuckers, let's take this month back for the turkey with bread crumbs stuffed up its ass. It's time to end this war on Thanksgiving, where the devil is taking the giving out thanksgiving and thanks too because that makes it sound pretty bad since you won't even be saying thanks when you get things but you also won't be giving things, so it's pretty bad, dude.

Save your Christmas boner for December, cocksuckers.

Say a prayer for November.
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Aren't you the guy who said you hold grudges against people who give ****ty gifts this time last year? lol.


I like the festivities of both but Christmas doesn't involve horrifying levels of turkey slaughtering.
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I like the festivities of both but Christmas doesn't involve horrifying levels of turkey slaughtering.
Yeah it does. My family eats turkey for Christmas all the time. Either that or ham. So I guess the massacre is divided between turkeys and pigs.
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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thanksgiving is for eating fattening food in commemoration of the white man's victory over the native primitives that inhabited this land before us.
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I should post my recipe for stuffed acorn squash... s'quite the filling entree, super healthy, and totally a thanksgiving kind of dish.
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thanksgiving is for eating fattening food in commemoration of the white man's victory over the native primitives that inhabited this land before us.
You're right. Thanksgiving is glorious.
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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F*ck Thanksgiving...

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Old 11-13-2014, 08:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Well, you Yanks are so backwards; you have it a month later than you should.
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They're different holidays with different histories, you twit. They just have the same name. And I don't even know why Canadians even celebrate Thanksgiving. They still have to live in Canada.
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