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The Batlord 12-28-2014 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1529474)
I live in a civilised country, no need to stockpile.

I thought you lived in London?

Unknown Soldier 12-28-2014 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1529577)
I thought you lived in London?

It's more civilised than that hillbilly backwater you live in.

The Batlord 12-29-2014 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1529615)
It's more civilised than that hillbilly backwater you live in.

You mean here... ?


https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7235/7...d0ae2d49_z.jpg

http://asset0.cbsistatic.com/cnwk.1d...a_620x409.jpeg


And yeah, that's totally an aircraft carrier. Not surprising to see one seeing as how we have the biggest naval base on Earth.

John Wilkes Booth 12-29-2014 02:39 AM

lol @ batlord thinking those pics are going to impress someone from a real city. **** man that place almost looks as exciting as jacksonville, fl.

to answer the OP - my plan is basically not to survive long after the apocalypse cause it sounds kind of ****ty anyway.

The Batlord 12-29-2014 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1530100)
lol @ batlord thinking those pics are going to impress someone from a real city. **** man that place almost looks as exciting as my mom's vagina.

to answer the OP - my plan is basically not to survive long after the apocalypse cause it sounds kind of ****ty anyway.

Fixed.

John Wilkes Booth 12-29-2014 03:14 AM

that actually sounds even less exciting than jacksonville, fl. i wish you could see my mom man she is not a looker. i doubt even you would hit it.

GuD 12-29-2014 03:18 AM

To prepare for such awfulness I will enlist the assistance of

one blowup doll
multiple morally questionable sex toys
lubricvnt
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of hard liquors
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of whatever other drugs there are give them all to me
musical instruments
condoms, in case anyone else survives and wants to kill an hour or two via fvckin
FOOD
ALL OF THE FOODS
And video games

I mean, what else do you bishes need>?
lemme answer that for you
nuddin
y'allbishes
need
nuddin

The Batlord 12-29-2014 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1530109)
To prepare for such awfulness I will enlist the assistance of

one blowup doll
multiple morally questionable sex toys
lubricvnt
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of hard liquors
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of whatever other drugs there are give them all to me
musical instruments
condoms, in case anyone else survives and wants to kill an hour or two via fvckin
FOOD
ALL OF THE FOODS
And video games

I mean, what else do you bishes need>?
lemme answer that for you
nuddin
y'allbishes
need
nuddin

Porn.

GuD 12-29-2014 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1530112)
Porn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1530109)
To prepare for such awfulness I will enlist the assistance of

one blowup doll
multiple morally questionable sex toys
lubricvnt
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of hard liquors
lots, lots, lots, lots, lots, and lots of whatever other drugs there are give them all to me
condoms, in case anyone else survives and wants to kill an hour or two via fvckin



Nothing you know. Nothing.

The Batlord 12-29-2014 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1530114)


Nothing you know. Nothing.

Imagination is for pussies. Show me Tera Patrick getting DP'ed.


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