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Unknown Soldier 12-29-2014 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1530094)

Above is what you believe, but below is the reality.

http://www.opposecamptonhills.com/wp...pped-wasco.jpg

.............. a naval base is it?

http://www.croutphotos.com/files/odd...op_640x426.jpg

You're already living in post-apocalyptic bliss. :laughing:

The Batlord 12-29-2014 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1530120)
.............. a naval base is it?

http://www.croutphotos.com/files/odd...op_640x426.jpg

You're already living in post-apocalyptic bliss. :laughing:

I actually kind of want to live in that ramshackle work of art. Just to see the look on the hooker's face when I bring her back home.

GuD 12-29-2014 03:38 AM

Au contraire,

relying on feigned stimulation is for pussies. The real deal or the mental high from true, proper, dirty fvckittyfvcking (imagined or naught) is for the truly depraved and HC. Ask a degenerate who loves the underside of a bench more than your ugly manface, bushdick mcraisinballs

The Batlord 12-29-2014 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1530123)
Au contraire,

relying on feigned stimulation is for pussies. The real deal or the mental high from true, proper, dirty fvckittyfvcking (imagined or naught) is for the truly depraved and HC. Ask a degenerate who loves the underside of a bench more than your ugly manface, bushdick mcraisinballs

... What?

GuD 12-29-2014 03:43 AM

You haven't spent the night under shelter of a bench. Let me enlighten you.

When it's raining out, those little spaces between two by fours leak rain on your half alive face
Dirty gum and the stench of a thousand anuses
Mediocre, obscure, lovingly identifiable graffiti
The feeling that life itself is a cruel joke and most people don't even know what life is. And nobody really even knows wtf they're talking about. Not even yourself. S'all a goddamned mother****ing crapshoot and the only people who win are the ones with loaded dice or a few extra bucks to tip the dealer. S'all a sham, man. You're as good in the gutters as you are in a frighteningly generic condominium-studio apartment overlooking the corner of your whereabout's distance above the ground and from the rest of the city.

GuD 12-29-2014 03:48 AM

Feel the darkness or live in inferiority by standards of WD, for what very, very, very little that's worth. The darkness is nice, though. Her arms are warmer than sunshine and more comforting than than true pa/ma-ternity.

The Batlord 12-29-2014 03:50 AM

But... what does that have to do with porn?

GuD 12-29-2014 03:53 AM

What the **** even is porn?

My entire hand was inside some 48 year old dude's ******* tonight. In a bathroom. I washed my hands twice at the bar. I took a shower when I got home. I'm drunk right now so who knows what's for sure and what's not but I swear to everliving fvxxx when I wake up tomorrow my hand is going to smell like Jeff's intestines. And I get to prepare food for yuppies with said hands.

Porn is for losers.

The Batlord 12-29-2014 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1530136)
What the **** even is porn?

My entire hand was inside some 48 year old dude's ******* tonight. In a bathroom. I washed my hands twice at the bar. I took a shower when I got home. I'm drunk right now so who knows what's for sure and what's not but I swear to everliving fvxxx when I wake up tomorrow my hand is going to smell like Jeff's intestines. And I get to prepare food for yuppies with said hands.

Porn is for losers.

I thought you didn't fist the weird guy.

GuD 12-29-2014 04:01 AM

tbh im not really sure


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