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RoxyRollah 04-02-2015 09:42 PM

sigh... you are a funny little man.

Trollheart 04-03-2015 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1572304)
@TH never knew anything about the drugs and I reckon most didn't either, can't remember anything about that. The only fuss I remember was cos it was specifically the meat of a horse.

Why are the British revolted by the idea of horsemeat? - BBC News
They mentioned 'cute' in that article but it's basically what I was gonna post, people see them as cute and cuddly pets and not dinner.

It was in Ireland. They had scientists and all explain about it.
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1572307)
Drugs in horsemeat sounds like a dumb media panic to me.

That's exactly what it was. And how it played out.

DwnWthVwls 04-03-2015 06:30 AM

It's not dumb media panic. It sounds like the same concern about cows/chickens, in the States, being pumped with all kinds of shit to increase growth and protect them from the disgusting living environments they are forced into.

DeadChannel 04-03-2015 09:09 AM

So, someone explain to me why this guy doesn't want us eating meat...

Chula Vista 04-03-2015 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1572475)
So, someone explain to me why this guy doesn't want us eating meat...

Good Friday

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The Catholic Church treats Good Friday as a fast day, which in the Latin Church is understood as having only one full meal (but smaller than a regular meal) and two collations (a smaller repast, two of which together do not equal one full meal) and on which the faithful abstain from eating meat. This is why many places have the typical 'Fish Friday'. In countries where Good Friday is not a day of rest from work, the afternoon liturgical service is usually put off until a few hours after the recommended time of 3 pm.

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-03-2015 10:52 AM

I'm not worried about eating horsemeat.
The reason I would get annoyed about it being passed off as beef is because horsemeat costs about a third of what beef does.

Plankton 04-03-2015 11:08 AM

Today I'm gonna let my meat loaf.

Key 04-03-2015 11:10 AM

I already ate meat today. Do I win something?

Plankton 04-03-2015 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1572510)
I already ate meat today. Do I win something?

You win the gift of being at peace with yourself, and not having to appeal to any archaic religious nonsense for fear of being cast into fire and brimstone. Now go and spread the power of reality.

Key 04-03-2015 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1572513)
You win the gift of being at peace with yourself, and not having to appeal to any archaic religious nonsense for fear of being cast into fire and brimstone. Now go and spread the power of reality.

Cool. I'll put this on my resume.

Plankton 04-03-2015 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1572516)
Cool. I'll put this on my resume.

Use me as a reference. I promise I won't tell them about that time you sold crack disguised as a Nun.

Key 04-03-2015 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1572522)
Use me as a reference. I promise I won't tell them about that time you sold crack disguised as a Nun.

Don't worry about that, that's how I open my interviews.

"Hi I'm robert, I used to sell crack disguised as a nun".

Never fails. Except for every time it fails.

Chula Vista 04-03-2015 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1572525)
"Hi I'm robert, I used to sell crack disguised as a nun".

Never fails. Except for every time it fails.

It's the name. Try this:

"Hi, I'm Caelestinus. I use to sell crack disguised as a nun.

Plankton 04-03-2015 11:36 AM

Perfect. Now get that full face tatt and you're on your way to great things.

Key 04-03-2015 11:37 AM

Who would've thought just eating meat would lead to such great things.

DwnWthVwls 04-03-2015 11:39 AM

I'm eating rabbit on Easter.. would anyone else like to join?

Plankton 04-03-2015 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1572539)
I'm eating rabbit on Easter.. would anyone else like to join?

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...68-d4qyvau.jpg

The Batlord 04-03-2015 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1572539)
I'm eating rabbit on Easter.. would anyone else like to join?

I'm just gonna eat the back end. That's where he keeps the chocolate.

Chula Vista 04-03-2015 12:08 PM

Easter < Rimjob

LoathsomePete 04-03-2015 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1572405)
Did you use a rub?

No, it's a mixture of ketchup, hoisin sauce, and BBQ sauce, slow cooked for about 12 hours.

DeadChannel 04-03-2015 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1572476)
Good Friday

Yeah, but why does he want us to not eat meat, was my question...

Trollheart 04-04-2015 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1572510)
I already ate meat today. Do I win something?

A one way all expenses paid trip to Hell. Or Jersey.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1572505)
I'm not worried about eating horsemeat.
The reason I would get annoyed about it being passed off as beef is because horsemeat costs about a third of what beef does.

Yeah, that too. Why should these guys make a killing (sorry) and not pass the savings on to us?
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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1572673)
Yeah, but why does he want us to not eat meat, was my question...

Cos he thinks everyone is a fundamentalist Catholic.
I must admit, I gave in and only ate pizza last night, but that was only for my sister's sake, as she's a practicing Catholic. Today I'm gonna have triple cheeseburger with extra burger, and a burger on the side. (Might have a burger too...)

Janszoon 04-04-2015 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1572539)
I'm eating rabbit on Easter.. would anyone else like to join?

The Catholics will be eating Jesus. I'll probably just have chicken.

Chula Vista 04-04-2015 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1572810)
I'll probably just have chicken.

Bet it tastes just like Jesus though.

Janszoon 04-04-2015 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1572813)
Bet it tastes just like Jesus though.

I have it on good authority that Jesus tastes exactly like crackers and wine.

Key 04-04-2015 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1572816)
I have it on good authority that Jesus tastes exactly like crackers and wine.

I can say from experience that he tastes more like apples.

Xurtio 04-04-2015 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1572816)
I have it on good authority that Jesus tastes exactly like crackers and wine.

More like stale wafers and grape juice. But I never made it past sunday school.

The Batlord 04-04-2015 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1572816)
I have it on good authority that Jesus tastes exactly like crackers and wine.

Why would Jesus taste like a cracker when he was black?

Frownland 04-04-2015 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1572832)
Why would Jesus taste like a cracker when he was black?

:clap:

Psy-Fi 04-04-2015 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1572832)
Why would Jesus taste like a cracker when he was black?

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...pskh4hzb8i.jpg

And with dreadlocks, no less!

Key 04-04-2015 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1572883)

New avatar for Batty, methinks.

John Wilkes Booth 04-04-2015 03:16 PM

Black Jesus tastes like chicken and Hennessey

grtwhtgrvty 04-05-2015 06:24 PM

Am I the only one who likes the jesus crackers?

I would totally snack on them. They should sell them in supermarkets and like different flavors and stuff.

Janszoon 04-05-2015 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by grtwhtgrvty (Post 1573354)
Am I the only one who likes the jesus crackers?

I would totally snack on them. They should sell them in supermarkets and like different flavors and stuff.

They don't allow me to eat them because I'm an unwashed heathen.

DwnWthVwls 04-05-2015 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by grtwhtgrvty (Post 1573354)
Am I the only one who likes the jesus crackers?

I would totally snack on them. They should sell them in supermarkets and like different flavors and stuff.

I haven't had one in like 20 years but I remember enjoying it.

Frownland 04-05-2015 07:35 PM

Jesus blood rules, but that's not that unpopular I guess.

The Batlord 04-05-2015 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1573375)
I haven't had one in like 20 years but I remember enjoying it.

Not to mention, they're proof positive that God does in fact give a shit.

DwnWthVwls 04-07-2015 11:19 AM

Hope you all enjoyed your meat glue!


Isbjørn 04-08-2015 07:23 AM

Do you have, like, different Jesus crackers in the US? Because they totally taste like cardboard.

Xurtio 04-08-2015 09:38 AM

I think it's because they get bulk ordered and go stale rather fast.


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