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Old 05-23-2015, 12:31 AM   #31 (permalink)
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It's hard to believe there are Snake Oil salesmen in the 21 century. Poor kids.
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Old 05-23-2015, 11:12 AM   #32 (permalink)
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At least 44k, and that's just in the U.S. They make great money off it too.

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Old 05-23-2015, 05:10 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Default An update to the "Baby Maria" story

A new twist: today a body was found in the EXACT SAME SPOT as the baby was abandoned. The body is that of an Irish man, seemingly beaten to death and left at the same gate. I think it's pretty obvious what's happening here...
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A new twist: today a body was found in the EXACT SAME SPOT as the baby was abandoned. The body is that of an Irish man, seemingly beaten to death and left at the same gate. I think it's pretty obvious what's happening here...
I'm confused, what was the story of the baby maria??
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Old 05-23-2015, 05:40 PM   #36 (permalink)
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It's one of the posts further back. But basically a baby was discovered at a gate to a field, off a busy road (where nobody has reason to stop) in a plastic bag, 36 hours old. She was luckily discovered by a passing motorist and taken into care. She was named Maria and is being currently cared for by the State. Her mother has not shown up, despite repeated pleas and assurances that she will face no charges.
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Old 05-23-2015, 05:46 PM   #37 (permalink)
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So what does that have to do with a dead guy?
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I was thinking Irish mafia. Everyone knows you don't **** with the Irish mob. They'd kill a baby to keep it quiet.
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