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Old 06-29-2015, 02:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Could you bold the word you're making a dad joke about in JWB's post? Cause that's a lot of words to read just to figure out the context of your joke.
What? You can't even read past four words?? I said, "When you say bow", what more do you need me to do? Hold your hand??
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Old 06-27-2015, 11:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Okay it might be time to curb your South Park intake.
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Old 06-27-2015, 11:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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sorry i only follow advice from mainstream posters
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Old 06-27-2015, 11:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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sorry i only follow advice from mainstream posters
Check my post count, I'm way more mainstream than you.
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you probably just sucked off the illuminati to make it seem like you're mainstream
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Old 06-28-2015, 06:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Right.So I never thought I would need to post in this thread.

The 36 inch balloon fetishist. I just don't even know.

Let me paint you a picture.
My Sunday employee, Lemont, (aka.Sam ) goes to fetch us lunch, means I gotta watch the registers for him right. Ring,ring riiiiiiing.

Me:"Thank you for calling _____ ___, where nobody has more party for less this Jess how can I help you?"

36incher: " Yes mam, Im trying to plan this party for my girlfriend and I have all the presents,streamers etc and I need help with some balloons specifically the 36 inch ones and do you carry those?"

ME: Yes sir I carry them and......"
Cuts me off here

36incher: "OK greeeat and what color are they?"

Me: "I only carry pink ones at this time si......."

36incher"mmmm..pink. And the strings are they looong?"

Me: "Well sir they can be floor high or ....."

36incher:"Yes but are they loooong, and are these ballloons hard to pop, you know cause they need to be HARD."

At this point I've got his# and I just let him keep going all while not busting a gut laughing.Alright I think I got sumthin fer you.

Me: Well sir they are H-A-R-D .....to pop yes you and your balloons should be VERY PLEASED when you get home together."

36incher:"oh great, ok and a couple more things, how does the latext feel on your skin? Does it feel lile you are just in a balloon wonderland?"

Me in a very low suggestive tone: "yes I love the way they feel and I LOVE to frolic in them s'why I work here."

Click.

I don't evevun know. I just don't know.
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Old 06-29-2015, 02:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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He was asking where you found the word bow in jwb's post because it's too long winded and boring for Batlord to read all the way through.
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it was a longbow ftr
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Old 07-02-2015, 03:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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it was a longbow ftr
Thank god for that. Thought she was a real freak there for a moment!
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