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Old 08-21-2015, 10:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Meet presidential candidate Deez Nuts - CBS News

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More than 500 people you've never heard of have filed paperwork to run for president in 2016 but just one is appearing alongside Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump in some polls: Deez Nuts.
I'm voting for him.
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Old 08-21-2015, 10:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No better President could take care of us like Deez Nuts
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Old 08-21-2015, 10:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Deez Nuts: In it to win it.
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Old 08-21-2015, 10:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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sounds about right. No one else can do any better.
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Old 08-21-2015, 10:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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sounds about right. No one else can do any better.
Nobody does it better
though sometimes I wish someone could
nobody does it quite the way you do
why'd you have to be so good?
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Old 08-21-2015, 10:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Looks like Deez Nuts just exploded onto the scene.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Looks like Deez Nuts just exploded on America's face.
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Americans are keeping a stiff upper lip when dealing with Deez Nuts.
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Here's hoping the pubelic wakes up and sees whats dangling right in front of their faces.
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